Creepypasta Rap Battle 1: Hoodie VS Masky VS Pinkamena Dianne Pie
H - They called me the hooded nightmare, all those around me get a good scare! Why don't you come closer, I'm sure you'll agree that I'm the fairest of them all!
M - Don't be a silly hill billy boy cause thats what you are, you're just a hooded figure while my mask will leave you scared! I'm the prettiest of all the masked menaces won't you agree? So won't you man up and let me be me!
H - Oh you think that I am scared of a masked persona, I seriously am not because I can see your blender thats right up your sleeve. You can't kill a soul because you don't have one yourself! At least I have a soul so I can be here and breathing!
M - WOW YOU JUST OFFENDED THE WRONG GUY! NOW IMMA LET YOU DEAL WITH THE ONE! THE ONLY! PINKA-MENA-DI-ANNE-PIE!
PDP - Hey fellas want to join my gang, I make cupcakes everyday I swear I'm innocent.
H - What do you do with your friends! Bake em into cookies and sell them one by one? You used to be good! What happened to you... Pinkie Pie what made you this way? Please tell me so that I understand!
PDP - Well you see mr hooded guy, I got handed a knife. From then on thats what began all the strife. They told me I couldn't do nothing to help them and I thought I could talk to all of my friends... But you see they were different and acting all stuck up! Real friends don't go ignoring others! So you see I had to make friends with my household items! They accepted me, the other ponies did not at all. So thats when one day, my insanity broke!
M - Oh wow you just lost it one day? What a piece of old wood that is your name! You see that I am a masked man that has no name, so they call me masky and put me to shame.
PDP - So you think your clever mr masky man, you want to know what happened next in my plan? I seeked out one pony I could fully trust, then I took her to my shed and turned her bones to rust! Yeah you heard right I put her in a cupcake, but thats because I knew she'd be fabulous!
M - Well guess what! You're done with your delivery! It's time to look at me now and put away the stake! You see with my mask on and my name masky, my bro with the hood they call hoodie! We will end your life because thats what we do! So guess what now....
M & H - SHAME ON YOU!
WHO WON! WHOSE NEXT! YOU DECIDE! CREEPYPASTA RAP BATTLES!
[Instrumental beat that works well with this rap: youtube.com/watch?v=pJcXsqKWHGU]
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Creepypasta Rap Battles (lyrics by me)
RandomAs title says its Creepypasta Rap Battles. Basically what inspired this was "Epic Rap Battles of History" and the rap battle parodies. So enjoy these Creepypasta Rap Battle things.
