Creepypasta Rap Battle 2: Jeff The Killer VS BENDrowned
J - Hi I am Jeff, and I will tell you a little story bout a boy who is deceiving, lookin' so happy that it's FREAKY! Try to sell a bunch of masks so they call you MASKY! But instead they cal you DEAD LINK aka BEN DROWNED in a river of BLOOD and tears of the ORIGINAL SIN!
B - Oh snap! Is that all you got! I may have been a dead version of Link, but at least I didn't cut my face open over my bathroom sink! What you got to say about that! You got watered down with gasoline! The enemy lit the match and that was the day you got burned!
J - Oh! But it was for a reason! They were attacking my lil bro Liu! I had to protect him somehow so I took the BLAME and took on the PAIN! What do you do? Haunt someones GAME! I don't mean to pry but what do you do, you seem very LAME! You CAN'T do a THING! You don't know NOTHING you don't have a BRAIN!
B - Hahahahahahhahahaa! I laugh at YOUR FACE! You are lookin KINDA FUNNY! Wanna know why Batman abolished YOU in the Dark Knight RISES! Well it's because you are the JOKER and you asked him WHY SO SERIOUS! So that's why you look funny! Tell me something if you are so scary how come you tell people to GO TO SLEEP, you aren't they're mummy nor their daddy! You can't tell them what to do, so what are you gonna do NOW!
J - Ooooohhh I'm gonna RIP out YOUR CHORDS and BURN ALL YOUR LEADS! Cause a character like you DESERVES TO BLEED! GO TO SLEEP! Your just a pixelated freak! You have NO SOUL! You are a NO-ONE! Even if your SCARY, you can't scare ME!
B - YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE DONE THAT now feel my wrath! The cold icey water will slowly fill up this glass box you are ENCASED IN. You CAN'T escape! You NEVER will. Because I want YOU TO FEEL just EXACTLY HOW I FELT when I DROWNED in the DEEP DARK ABYSS!
WHO WON! WHOSE NEXT! YOU DECIDE! CREEPYPASTA RAP BATTLES!
[Instrumental beat that works well with this rap: youtube.com/watch?v=MdAtAIaP8yk]
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Creepypasta Rap Battles (lyrics by me)
RandomAs title says its Creepypasta Rap Battles. Basically what inspired this was "Epic Rap Battles of History" and the rap battle parodies. So enjoy these Creepypasta Rap Battle things.