Creepypasta Rap Battle 7: Offendorman VS Splendorman
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EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CREEPYPASTA!
OFFENDERMAN VS SPLENDORMAN!
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Offenderman - Offenderman in the hizzle and Imma be offendin. And if you don't like what you see, imma see you hell, because thats where I be. Imma player don't be a hater I'm no gentle man. Imma killa if I see ya you be dead cause I don't care at all. Life is not for me. HA HAA!
Splendorman - Hi my name is Splendy I'm the definition of all things sweet. And if you come with me imma show real treat. And if you love me imma be happy. Piss me off imma get crappy. Yo.
Imma sweetie but if you offend me by your charms and stuff remember who is real emotional and who isn't. UH!
Offenderman - WHO YOU PLAYIN KID! YOUR JUST A SHADOW OF THR ENDERMAN WHO WOULDNT HURT A FLY! I BET IF I HIT YOU WITH A PIE IT WOULD EQUAL TO PI-THAG-OR-US_THEOREM. UH! YOU DONT EVEN KNOW ME! IMMA ROMANTIC AND CARRY A FLOWER ACCEPT IT AND YOU D-D-DIEE!
Splendorman - Im sorry to drown you in the heat of the moment, but you need to take a chill pill and take your anti-depressants. Am I sweet now? No? Good. I am not so splendour anymore. Because I am the real offender.
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WHO WON! WHOSE NEXT! YOU DECIDE! EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CREEPYPASTA!
[Instrumental beat that works well with this rap: youtube.com/watch?v=A-cjC27dZbA]
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Creepypasta Rap Battles (lyrics by me)
RandomAs title says its Creepypasta Rap Battles. Basically what inspired this was "Epic Rap Battles of History" and the rap battle parodies. So enjoy these Creepypasta Rap Battle things.
