Creepypasta Rap Battle 3: Laughing Jack VS Eyeless Jack
LJ - I may be a clown by I give nightmares to you and your family! I think I joined the insane people! No not part of your posse! Hahahahahahahahaa I steal your kids and make them join my circus and what do you do sir? Walk into walls? Hahahaha now that's a joke!
EJ - I maybe eyeless but I can still see. No I'm not slender theres a difference you see! I think I am nothing more than a lost soul! But then I have a craving for kidneys! Cause I'm always hungry!
LJ - You sly dog! You can never take me alive! The power of laughter beats the power of pain! You will die by my wrath! It will be proven you see! I have an army of friendly children in my circus did I mention it?
EJ - A million times a thousand you can beat me I will steal your candy! I will even take a liver or a kidney of your kids army! I will disembowel them! I will cut them open and leave them for dead! And before you know it, it will be off with their head!
LJ - Look at you tryin be be tough! But I think I you're just a smurf! Go back to your heard and cry wolf to your papa! Because everyone knows your just a blind brother!
EJ - What did they do to you! Drop you on your head?
LJ - No! But heres a thing or to you oughta know! Pop goes the weasel!
WHO WON! WHOSE NEXT! YOU DECIDE!
[Instrumental beat that works well with this rap: youtube.com/watch?v=IkZoifEvt2o]
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Creepypasta Rap Battles (lyrics by me)
RandomAs title says its Creepypasta Rap Battles. Basically what inspired this was "Epic Rap Battles of History" and the rap battle parodies. So enjoy these Creepypasta Rap Battle things.
