Creepypasta Rap Battle 9: BENDrowned VS Link
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EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CREEPYPASTA!
BENDrowned VS Link!
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Link - I come in peace to rescue the castle town. But instead people see that I frown. Why is it every time I walk into a building I see no-one but myself in an ugly form. I see you there staring at me. You think you can just teleport away. No way thanks. I've been fine. So you can just go and die die die.
BENDrowned - You've underestimated me Link you think your good at rapping well guess what your raps stink. And another thing you need to know. I am the master of all things so they call me BENDROWNED! I WILL KILL YOU LINK! SO DIE! IN THE FIRE! YOU WILL NOT CONSPIRE TO ME! AM I NOT THE KING! I WILL RULE HYRULE AND YOU ARE JUST A FOOL! HAHA!
Link - I am the real hero of this place the hero of the Hyrulian race! I will save Zelda from your evil and see you in the city of hell.
BENDrowned - Hahahahahhaa you think that will stop me LINK! I ALREADY HAVE ZELDA AND SHES COMING WITH ME! SHE HAS NO SAY IN WHO OR WHO SHE DOESNT LIKE I WILL HAVE HER AS A STATUETTE TO BE MINE FOREVER. SO SAY GOODBYE TO ZELDA AS SHE BECOMES PART OF MY SHRINE! F**K YOU LINK YOU WILL NEVER BE MINE!
Link - So this is what happens when I come to think... You are just full-of-shit. You know your not smart. I am. But you are just a plastic figure who would never ever begin to compare to me. You are troll an a hater. Imma playa. And my name is L-I-N-K and you have been drowned in my words. You should have listen to me. You know nothing bout me. I am me. Your nothing but a dead copy.
BENDrowed - YO YOU KNOW ZELDA LOVES ME MORE THAN YOU! SHE THINKS YOU STINK OF POOP! SHE WISHES I WAS ALIVE BUT IM NOT SO GO ON HOT SHOT TAKE A LOOK. YOUR NOTHING BUT A STUPID LIL ELF THAT GETS ALL THE GIFTS MEANWHILE IM THE ONE WHO IS ACTUALLY GIFTED UH! IMMA B-E-N LAST NAME D-R-O-W-N-E-D BUT LINK YOUR THE ONE WHO GOT OWNED!
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WHO WON! WHOSE NEXT! YOU DECIDE! EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CREEPYPASTA!
[Instrumental beat that works well with this rap: youtube.com/watch?v=zNpjSG1wbX0]
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Creepypasta Rap Battles (lyrics by me)
RandomAs title says its Creepypasta Rap Battles. Basically what inspired this was "Epic Rap Battles of History" and the rap battle parodies. So enjoy these Creepypasta Rap Battle things.
