I'm going to try to go through this unbiased, but no promises...
Undertale fanfics.
I'm not saying Undertale fanfics are horrible and disgusting and shouldn't exist, and I'm not saying I'll never make one, because that's not true. I've read some really good Undertale fanfictions that are truly amazing and adorable, and are FAR better than anything I've ever written.
But Undertale smutt is terrifying.
wHY WOULD SOMEONE MAKE THIS?! I understand humans have the basic instinct to stick their dicks in things or to have dicks stuck in them, but they're VIDEO GAME monsters.
GOATS AND FISH AND EVEN SKELETONS?! I read an Undertale smutt once out of curiosity (Mettaton X Reader if you really want to know) and I was oddly endeared and appalled and confused and I did NOT enjoy it. So, why... I just... I don't...
On top of that, most (KEYWORD MOST NOT ALL) of it's written by incompetent, horny seven-year-olds who have no idea what sex is, making it horrifically inaccurate and VERY out-of-character for whoever it's about.
Another thing I don't understand is Sans X Reader. Why is he so likable? Because he makes jokes? That's it? (oooh, she shallow, she shallow) Is it because he smiles? Because he's lazy and doesn't work? (Sorry Sans but I spit the TRUTH) And how does one fuck a skeleton? How does one get fucked BY a skeleton? Is there a dildo involved or something? I don't even...
Look, if you want to make Undertale fanfiction, that's great! I'm glad you enjoy something enough to make fanfiction about it! You go!
But PLEASE, for the love of god, don't make it smutt! (This has been a PSA)
Moral of this chapter: DON'T FUCKING MAKE UNDERTALE SMUTT
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Fanfiction Pet Peeves and Ship Opinions
RandomThis is just my silly opinions on little things that annoy me in fanfiction and maybe even ship opinions. Read if you like, but it's just silly opinions :P Also, I probably won't update it all that much, as I'm working on lots of other fanfictions a...
