Fanfiction Pet Peeves and Ship Opinions

Ship Opinion- Sebaciel

I already know this one's gonna cause discourse

[WARNING: LOTS OF BAD STUFF IN THIS ONE]

And to those who don't know what Sebaciel is, h OO STRAP YOURSELVES IN AND PREPARE FOR THE GODDAMN RIDE

I was actually originally planning to do this on my sin account because it shows that I'm immoral as fuck and I already know I'm gonna get backlash and discourse and blah blah

First of all, Sebaciel is not pedophilia. Sit down and listen to fucking logic, buddo.

Ciel is thirteen. Sebastian is ageless. There is no age. DEMONS DO NOT MEASURE AGE. They do not have human concepts of age. But sure, I'll humor the antis. Let's say Sebastian does have an age. He's an adult. Happy?

But... hold on... Ciel was born in 1875, yes?

And, at the time the series takes place, he is thirteen, yes?

WELL DIDDLY FRICKIN JESUS, AT THE TIME, THE LEGAL AGE OF CONSENT IN THE UK WAS THIRTEEN!

So Ciel is legal and free to do as he pleases.

Next point: "OmG!! DO U realize how b Ad dat is??? becuz like sebaschin looks older den ceil???> t Ahts leik.... so bad n stuf!!11"

Yes, I acknowledge that. I fucking signed myself up for this, okay? I am solely responsible for myself shipping Sebaciel. I know that it is an age gap relationship, and I don't give two fucks. My morals are shit, but they're my goddamn morals and I will indulge in such a relationship if I so please. I like Sebaciel, I ship the hell out of it, and I fully acknowledge that it is not a healthy relationship. Functional? Yes. Legal? Absolutely. But not quite healthy.

[UNLESS THERE IS AN AU,] They are not the couple that goes out and ice skates together or buys jewlery or goes to prom together or even openly states their relationship. Sometimes, they will do cute things, like Sebastian feeding Ciel little treats he's made, and the angelic, almost innocent smile on his face. Even Ciel has these moments.

But it's mostly about desire. About Ciel giving fuck-all cares about giving his body to a servant in exchange for unimaginable pleasure, because he damn well pleases. It's about rough sex with a being that isn't human, a being that hungers not only for Ciel's body, but his soul. A being that will fuck him dry, again and again, until he's trembling and sobbing and shaking and he wants it to stop and go right to aftercare, but at the same time he wants so much more.

I like their relationship. Hell, I fucking love it. It's so twisted and so befitting of someone like Ciel. Because he doesn't want someone like Lizzy. A girly girl, a submissive, sweet little angel who quite literally throws herself at him, speaks in a high-pitched voice and leads a double life in hopes of keeping him safe. Cielizzy is one of the worst "opposites attract" excused ships I've ever had the misfortune of stumbling across. Someone like Ciel would not be able to stand someone who has lied to him (as he had commanded Sebastian to "Never lie to him" and often expresses his distaste for such things), even if the lies were for his sake. Seeing as Lizzy literally leads a fucking double life, it would make little sense with his character. Plus, I don't think Ciel might even want a healthy relationship. Even if he did have feelings for Lizzy, which he canonly doesn't, he would never get with her, as their relationship wouldn't last long due to Sebastian's claiming of his soul.

Final point for all of those Cielizzy shippers: It's incest.

YEP.

CIEL PHANTOMHIVE AND ELIZABETH MIDFORD ARE FUCKING COUSINS.

I'll just let that sink in.

I'm not saying all Lizzy ships are bad. Lizzy X Sieglinde is fucking adorable!! I love it!! Let those two be happy!

But fucking hell man, not Cielizzy. It just doesn't work.

Sebaciel clicks, it works, and they have a connection that is so much stronger than love. It's deliciously self-indulgent and so wrong,  yet so perfectly right  at the same time, I just love the shipping so much.

There's a lot of more twisted things I'd like to say about Sebaciel, and tons more points I want to make, but I think I'll just avoid the excess discourse.

Rating: 10/10 best gay babes

Question of The Day: What do you ship that most other people don't ship?