Hey guys so it's Molly and this is based on a effed–up text conversation with my other friends on the wattpad user (Kross and Jizelle) Kross role plays Claude,Jizelle role plays Alois, and I role play Ciel. I wasn't awake for the situation so I didn't write anything. Btw we tend to type in caps a lot... Also Kross has an unhealthy obsession w/ Sqidward from spongebob..... I seriously think they were on crack while writing this. Enjoy our stupidity everyone!!😁—Molly
Kross: SQUIDWARRD
Jizelle: ok
Kross: :( Why do always say okay to me? You really want your butler to marry SQUIDWARRD INSTEAD OF U?!
Jizelle: IDK HOW TO RESPOND TO JUST "SQIDWARD" AND U MAY NOT MARRY SQIDWARD WHO IS FAKE JUST LIKE YOUR CHARACTER!!! #PAYBACK
Kross: AT LEAST MY CHARACTER ISN'T A DUMB BLONDE WHO FLIRTS WITH ME ALL ZE TIME #PAYBACK
Jizelle:w-wha.... <cries> U ARE THE WORST BUTLER EVER <cries> GO SCREW A CACTUS
Kross: I WILL AT LEAST IT SCREWS BETTER THAN YOU
Jizelle: ITS A CACTUS IT CANT SCREW AT ALL
Kross: I'LL DRILL A HOLE IN IT AND IT WILL BE BETTER THAN YOU
Jizelle: Good luck getting stabbed.
Kross: I'LL PUT CLAY AROUND EACH PRICKLY THINGY AND I WILL EAT ITS FLOWER
Jizelle: *facepalms* what? AT LEAST I HAVE A SOUL THAT YOU CANT HAVE AND A LIFE BISH
Kross: HAD a life.
Jizelle: SHAT UP CLAUDE
Kross: You see this is why I would have chose CIEL over YOU. AND I SHIP SEBACIEL NOT CIELXALOIS
Jizelle: GOOD. I SHIP SEBBY AND CIEL TOO. I TAKE CIEL(Me Molly) AS MEH BESTIE. NOT AS MEH IDIOTIC BUTLER WHO NEVER LISTENS TO ME AND IS ALWAYS MEAN. I REGRET WHENEVER I MAKE YOU STAY WHEN IM SAD CAUSE YOU CLEARLY DON'T CARE ABOUT MEH
Kross: IK AND IM SO PROUD OF MESELF CUZ IM A SADISTIC BASTARD
Jizelle: OMG SAME BUT NOTHING ABOUT YOUR SOULS MALE PPL PROUD. U SHOULDN'T EVEN MAKE URSELF EVEN PROUD OF URSELF. #PAYBACK #OLE
Kross:I AM PROUD OF MY SADISTIC SKILLZ
Jizelle: WHAT SADISTIC SKILLS? YOU HAVEN'T KILLED ANYONE!! BUT ❌spoiler alert😱 YOU GOT YOURSELF KILLED BY SEBASTIAN #BurnLikeCiel'sParents
Kross: SADISTIC MEANS THAT I ENJOY WATCHING PEOPLE SUUFER
Jizelle: Ik. ❌another spoiler❌ SO YOU WERE HAPPY WHEN YOU DIED! I SURE WAS HAPPY! I LAUGHED THE WHOLE TIME!! I GUESS YOU WERE TOO CAUSE YOU GOT URSELF KILLED!!
Kross: I WAS LAUGHING CUZ YOU DONT GET TO (it gets weird) TASTE MY SWEEET ASS NY MORE (that's Kross for u😁)
Jizelle: I NEVER WANTED IT BUT I BET YOU WANTED MINE BUT BECAUSE U DIED YOU CANT!
Kross: URS TASTES BAD IT TASTES LIKE CIEL'S (okay.....) ( LIKE SEBBY, I KNOW U CHEAT WITH HIM U BITCH) SO THATS WHY CIEL TASTES LIKE SEBBY (i was genuinely scared after I read this but laughing)
Jizelle: I have no idea what you just said.
Kross: UR BUTT TASTES LIKE CIEL'S BUT CUZ OF SEBBY, SO U CHEATED ON HIM BECAUSE OF BASSY
Jizelle: I DONT EVEN LIKE SEBBY (liar....😏) WHY U CHEAT ON ME WITH CIEL AND SEBBY?! (OKAY NO!!)
Kross: CUZ THEY ARE CUTER UR NOT ME TYPE!
Jizelle: THEN WHY DID YOU MAKE A CONTRACT W/ ME
Kross: CIEL WAS TAKEN!!
Jizelle: SO YOUR A JELOUS DEMON! WOOOOW IM SURPRISED CLAUDE FAUSTUS, THE DEMON WHO NEVER AND WILL NEVER CARE ABOUT NOTHING, IS JELLYYYY
—the next morning—
Me Molly: wow I woke up to this. This is the weirdest/ best thing I have ever read.
*then we just started talking about Melanie Martinez*THE
END!!!You can un–rate now...
😁😁
—Molly🦄💗
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