officer: do you have any weapons with you?
me: no but I've got cheese whiz
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YOU ARE READING
New Testament + TØP (COMPLETED)
DiversosOH NO ITS- ITS- ITS A SEQUAL {pete wentz screaming in the distance} ANOTHER 200 CHAPTERS FILLED WITH LEGIT BAND BULLSHIT NEW TESTAMENT, OLD BULLSHIT SHALL WE BEGIN?
Me going through airport secruity
officer: do you have any weapons with you?
me: no but I've got cheese whiz