GERD, RUUUUN!
"IM RUNNING, AUTHOR!" GERD YELLED, ALPACAS CHASING HIM DOWN
THE STREET FRONK RAN UP NEXT TO HIM
"ITS THE GOD DAMNED ALPACALYPSE! RUN, FUCKERS, RUN!
DAN EMBRACED THE ALPACAS
"COME TO ME, ALPACAS, I AM YOUR LEADER"
THE ALPACAS EMBRACED DAN AND ATE HIM FULL, INCLUDING BOB.
AND BRENDON URIE HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH IT.
YOU ARE READING
New Testament + TØP (COMPLETED)
De TodoOH NO ITS- ITS- ITS A SEQUAL {pete wentz screaming in the distance} ANOTHER 200 CHAPTERS FILLED WITH LEGIT BAND BULLSHIT NEW TESTAMENT, OLD BULLSHIT SHALL WE BEGIN?
