Chapter 2 Mr. Popular

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Vince POV

Tuesday, 7:29am

"Hi Vince! Miss me?"

Oh my God, anong ginagawa ng babaeng ito sa kwarto ko?

Is this a crapping dream? I ask myself

"No Vince, totoong totoo to, are you ready to explore the cave of wonders?" Jane asking Vince

"Bakit ako naka gapos? Yun totoo masakit Jane? Ano to Fifty Shades of Grey? Ako si Anna, ikaw si Christian?"  I panic and move towards the back of my bed head

"Fifty Shades of Jane... Well I'm coming for you," Nagsimulang romansahin ni Jane si Vince. Mula paa, pataas, sabay iwas sa hinaharap ni Vince, pataas ang kamay ni Jane. Kinikiliti si Vince sa kanyan dibdib, lumapit ang muka nito kay Vince at pumalayo si Vince.

"Ready?" Sabay sinimulan na ni Jane bumukangkang kai Vince, pero may saplot pa naman sya sa mga oras na ito

"Nooooo, Hindi ko na keri to..." I yell loudly and wanted to throw the lampshade at her, and I found some magazines, oh God it's a playboy's magazine. Since when did I read those magazines?

"hmmmm?" Jane pointed her index finger into her mouth and touch my right knee, I can feel the urge, konti nalang mapapatigas na niya ang alaga ko. Jane tries to kiss me, wala nakong magawa, bumigay narin ako, hinalikan ko na siya at, nakikita ko sa muka niya ang kapatid niya, hindi tama to... Napa sigaw ako ng malakas habang nag huhubad na si Jane ng kanyang panty at bra... "AHHHHHHH ENOUGHHHH!"

"Vince!"

"What's happening?... Jane?"

"Jane? Your best friend Jane? Why are you looking for her?"

"Ma? Ano ginagawa mo sa kwarto ko umalis ka nga" Tinulak ko palabras ang aking nanay. Of course ayaw ko naman Makita ni nanay ang Matigas kong si alaga, nakaka hiya. Si Jun-Jun na walang malay.

"Alright, get ready, you might be late for school! And your friends are here, in the dining room"

"What? Friends?" Kaylan pako nag ka-kaibigan after ng first day of school? Oonga pala, ang nakaraan... Wala tayo sa TV kaya walang Previously on Straight Enough I wish Hahaha

"Yes, my dear, your friends" Sigaw ni mama

"Alright, I will just go to shower, and yes, I will meet my friends, pls. don't embarrass me in front of my new FRIENDS!" Pasigaw na sagot ko

Yun totoo ayaw mawala ng tigas! Jane anong kamandag mo? Bakit? Bakit ngayon pa, "Hey Siri how do you remove a boner?" I ask Siri

"Let me check on that Vincent! Do you want to search the web for that?" Siri

"Oh for God's sake!"

7:40am

"Mom? Where are you"? Mom, I'm going to kill you, where in the house are you?

"Oh Hi Vince, I am Kelly, this is Cj, Matthew, Ivan and Mags..." Kelly and Friends? Oh may itsura lahat ng kasama nitong lalaki ah, Pati si Mags maganda, and Kelly? She's seems to be the leader of this squad, may pag ka bitch, pero mukang mabait naman.

"Hey, Kelly? And Friends? Did we guys met yesterday? If we did? When and in what class?" Yun totoo hindi havey yun Kelly and friends ahaha, pero push lang natin, why not? Reference natin si Lot-Lot and friends.

"Prince Vince here's some snacks for your friends" Yaya naman, bakit kailangan ibroadcast pa yun nickname ko sa bahay? Nakaka loka ka yaya

"Feel free to have some, Prince, I mean Vince, go let them have some of those freshly baked cookies" Eto pa isa, si mama! MAMAAAAAA!!!! TAMA NA, Nanadya eh, napapahiya nako

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