The Bad Girl & The Christian Boy

Chapter Six: Fart Squirrel!

*Justin's p.o.v.*

"What was that?" I asked as Trey walked away.

"What was what?" she said looking back at me as she started to go down the stairs, sending me a wink before descending to the kitchen.

I got up to follow her down but then i realized that... yaaa... I went into her bathroom and did my thing.

-LATER-

after I did my thing in her bathroom and proceded to try and clean up she called me down for breakfast, she succescfully made bacon and eggs but burnt the pancakes, I was fine with BAE (bacon and eggs)

"So you can only make bacon and eggs, and nothing else?" I asked.

"Yeah, pretty much" she said standing up grabbing her plate and gently setting it in the sink.

"So what do you want to do now?"

"I don't know,  go to the park?"

"sure"

"It's walking distance from here so we can just walk over, unlessss you're a lazy fuck like me who wants to drive"

"I'm fine with either, yet again driving would be a lot more nice because it's hot"

"I'm driving!!" Trey shouted and bolted out of the house not closing the front door behind her and into her car.
I walked over to the passenger side and she looks at me and smiled wickedly and locked the door. She started the car and slowly backed up.

"Trey! You ran over my foot!"I yelled loud enough for her to hear in the inside of her car.

She rolled the window down,"did not!"
And with that I jumped through the passenger window and she drove off.

-at the park-

"What is that over there?" I pointed out a dead animal under some bushes.

"Um, I think that's a dead fart squirrel"

"A what?"

"a   f a r t    s q u i r r e l." she said slowly.

"what in the world is a fart squirrel?"

"a skunk" she said happily. After that she walked over to the swing set and jumping on it.

"come hereeee," she dragged out. Beckoning for me to go to the swings.

"But you're so far from me" I said lazily flailing my arms around. She rolled her eyes at me and beckoned me to go over to her again.

"Fine, fine" I said surrendering, and putting my hands up. I slowly made my way over to her.

"You're slowww"

"I knowww" I said in the same whiny tone as her, "why did I come over here?" I asked her honestly.

"Because I'm weak... and lazy.." she replied like it was obvious.

"Annd?"

"Can you push meee?"

"I don't know I'm kind've week too... I think I'm lazier too"

"push me" she commanded.

I moved behind her to push her, i placed my hands on her small back to push her, once I pushed her I got worried i hurt her or something she's so small and fragile.

-Heyyyyyyy bitches!-

so this is one of the three updates tonight, i never said when i was going to update, and i haven't updated at all because school has been ending and it's summer now. and i failed like all my classes jk jk i failed three..... and i have to take them next year. but yolo... anywho this is also short but I'm at a friends house and I'm going to go =watch ninja turtles 2. and I'm excited for that.

And yay!! my best friend Emmo actually met my humanish Justin... yes I stole his name for the story and I love you Emmo