Teens hotline

First call, first prank

"Good day! This is the teens hotline where you can lay down your problems and ask for guidance, we are always ready to listen and to help you out. How may I help you?"

Long silence.

"Hello? How may I-"

"I have a major problem."

"What is it sir?"

"I murdered..."

*gasp*

"Wait a second sir... You murdered? What?"

"I don't know why i did it... I.."

"Hey sir.. Wait, why did you did that and where is the dead body now? Where are you?-- Ash call the police station!"

"No! I didn't murdered anybody."

"Hang on ash- but you said you murdered?"

" yeah, but it's just a cockroach."

"So, if that's the case why did you call this hotline then?"

" because this is a TEENs hotline and i'm a teenager?"

"Ugghhh why do i even answered your phone call?"

"Excuse me are you saying something?"

"No."

"Okay so as i was saying... Oopps- yes coming!"

Then the line ends.