"It's been two weeks Chalene, can't you just stop calling me Mr. murderer? It sounds like uh..."
"What? *laughs*"
"Uh..."
"Continue your statement MR. MURDERER. We police, are hearing your statement for this case."
"Oh let it down Chalene! You don't sound like a police woman, you sounded like a gay trying to speak manly."
"I don't care."
"What's with the grossing sound?!"
"I'm hungry... I'm not having my lunch yet..."
"Why?"
"I'm still doing some homework shits."
"Ahhh. Perks of being not a student."
"Excuse me?"
"Haven't I tell you? I'm not going to school anymore..."
"Is that so?"
"Yeah, because student sin our school doesn't do good with me, and school isn't a place for me either. AND I DON'T REALLY LEARN ANYTHING AT SCHOOL. So why do schooling?"
"..."
"By the way, are you up for pizza?"
"-*dial tone*- Hello? Can I order 1 box of hawaiian overload cheese with garlic bread sticks? Yes. Uh.. hang on a second."
"What's your address there?"
"Seriously?"
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