Bullcraps and assignment stuff

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"Good day! This is the teen hotline on your dial-"

"Do you really change your opening words everyday?"

"Oh. It's you."

"Why do I got this feeling you don't want me to call?"

"No it's not that. So how may I help you sir?"

"I can't solve my chemistry assignment."

"We are not capable of that."

"You said the other day you are ready to help me out?"

"Ugh!"

"What is the problem?"

"So my teacher gave us a problem that there's no question mark at all. So how do i answer that?"

"Bullcrap."

"It's quarter to 12 may i remind you mister, and you're fooling out of me with those fucking question! Last night you called because you fucking murdered a cockroach?! Are messing with me?! Or you're just out of tool in your head?!"

"Hahahah. Take it easy girl. I just want someone to talk to, because i'm alone."

"Well, Mr. Murderer/idiot we are not capable of answering your foolish questions and hear out your idiotic statements so goodnight and live your life!"

"But you-"

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