Strangeness

STORY TIME #1

Okay, so I found my old journal from when I was like 11, and I had first heard about Fall Out Boy and Panic! At The Disco, and one of the entries is about a dream that I had. I haven't changed a single letter in the entry below.
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30/9/2014
I just had a very funny, kind of weird dream!! It was about me and Femi. We were building a kind of slingshot-rocket thingy that shoots a plane into space and after we finished building it I jumped on it and I launched the slingshot and I got shot into space. Then I thought I could go to Patrick Stump's house! So I turned the plane and I aimed it at Patrick Stump's house and the plane crashed on his front lawn. And then the dude with guyliner whose name I forgot came running out and he was like,
Woah! What the heck is this?!
And I said,
Hey guyliner dude! Where's Patrick and the other guys?
And he said,
They are inside. Do you want to come in?
And I was like,
HELLZ TO THE YAH!
And he said,
Okay.
And then he walked into the house and I followed him and then Patrick was like,
Whoa! Who's that?
And I was like,
It's me! Your wife!
And then he started crying and he said,
OH MY GOSH I THOUGHT YOU WERE LIKE DEAD OR SOMETHING!!!
And I was like,
LOL FEMALE DOG YOU THOUGHT!!
And then he ran up and hugged me and then guyliner dude was like,
Wait what? Patrick is married to you?
And I was like,
Yeah, hun.
And then he ran away crying for some reason.
And then the guy with a big forehead whose name I don't remember walked into the house and he was like
Woah! What happened to Patrick? And why is there a plane on the front lawn?
And I was patting Patrick's back and he was still crying so I told forehead dude that I was an alien from Mars and he was like
Whaaaaat!! Me too man!
And then he transformed into an alien with a gigantic forehead and then he was like
Okay peace I'm out.
And he left and then Patrick stopped crying and high fived me and then he said
Hellz yeah my wife is a marshin.
And I was like
Hellz yeah boy.
And then I woke up and my mom was like
GET UP YOUR GOING TO MISS THE BUS YOU DUMB HEAD.
And then I went to school.
Yuck.
Okay, bye now! I will talk to you later!!
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I was a strange person two years ago.
I hope you thought that was funny, because I cried when I first read that.
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F.Y.I Femi is my actual wife.