So I scribbled this down in a notebook at around 11:00 am, after I finished crying with laughter.
No changes have been made to what I wrote.
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Okay, so last year, this kid in my class, let's call him Swami, made up a love song for his notebook, which had a picture of bamboo on it, so he named the book Lady Bamboo (don't ask), and the guy that he's shipped with, let's call him Lil Wayne, got mad and threw the notebook out the window (again, don't ask).
So, today, some dumb fucker decided to bring up Lady Bamboo, and someone stood up aND STARTED SCREAMING THE WORDS TO THE SONG THAT SWAMI MADE, AND LIL WAYNE GOT REALLY MAD AND THREW A FUCKING CHAIR AT HIM. THE ASSHOLE JUST KEPT SINGING AND EVERYONE WAS SOBBING FROM LAUGHTER.
Keep in mind, this was just before math began and we were waiting for the teacher, so when the teacher walked into the room, she looked at all of us, sighed really loudly, and walked back out.
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RandomThis is the weirdest fucking book ever and contains emo crap, memes, and gay stuff *wink wonk* No I'm joking everything is like,,,,, PG 13,,,,, probably. Whatever. Read ahead for trash!1!!11!1!
