Plotting || Carry On [Snowbaz AUs]

Two.

You drive a massive SUV and steal my parking spot all the time and I was just heading out to leave a strongly worded note under your windshield wiper but oh no you're hot AU

Caution: harsh language

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"You have got to be KIDDING ME" Simon yelped in frustration at the car before him.

The stupid, sleek, stylish, black Audi which was always in his parking spot. Always.

It's almost like whoever drove it had the sole purpose of pissing Simon off.

And today was not their day. Simon was going to make sure of it, after he navigated the car park which was packed all the way to the very back. As soon as he was parked, Simon started planning.

He could damage the car but

1. that's crime

2. holy shit it was a beautiful car. No matter how mad, Simon could never lay a finger on it

He could just wait by the car until the owner came but

1. it was the middle of winter and Simon was dressed for office work, not making himself a human icicle

2. He would be late for work yet again

Okay so he could wait probably but to hell with confrontation, the driver is probably huge and does bloody crossfit four days a week and jujitsu the other three. So Simon settled on writing a note.

To whom it may concern,

Listen you wanker, you've parked in my parking spot everyday for a fucking month. That's a long time you fat oaf. I've had to spend so much time looking for a fucking park and then walking from the back end of the car park over this past month that I probably could have climbed bloody Mt Everest by now. Twice. And I would be the exact same temperature as I am now because fuck it is cold. If you be so kind as you move the fuck out of my parking space I would very much appreciate that.

Kind regards,

I'm extremely mad and cold.

After he'd finished writing, Simon sat back to admire his handy work before nodding to himself and getting out of the car. He made a direct beeline for that gorgeous car parked in his parking spot, note in hand and a vendetta to carry out. He reached the car and moved to put the note under the windscreen wiper.

"Hey!"

Simon looked up and froze.

Ah fuck

He was as gorgeous as this car and heading straight towards Simon.

"Do you have a problem? This is my car" He said.

I stood still for a while taking in the boy in front of me. His dark hair and brilliant eyes and- oh he's talking to me

"I uh this is my parking spot" Simon managed to get out

"I don't see your name on it"

"They um they allocated it to me when I started working here, so it's uh technically mine"

"I see" He paused. "What were you putting under my windscreen?"

He took the paper out of Simon's hand, he didn't resist.

He let out a breathy laugh as he scanned the paper.

"You've got some very impressive wording here my friend" He tossed the paper back to Simon. "I understand though, I'll find my own spot"

"Thank you" Simon pushed out.

"Baz" He said, offering his hand out to Simon.

Simon gingerly took his hand and shook it. "Simon"

"How about I give you my number just in case I park in your spot again, or you need company in your lunch hour" Baz handed Simon a business card with a wink. "Just flick me a text and it's a date"

And with that he headed back to his respective building.

Simon just stood shell shocked, trying his best not to let his jaw drop open.

He texted Baz that lunch break.

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