Dragon Life

Intro

Hi. My name is River. I am a water and air dragon. I have a fat rainbow mutant kitty as a pet named Rainbow Poop. She is so fat. She poops out bombs so when she goes in the backyard woods to poop, she flyes in my winder and leaves a giant hole in the woods. It looks more like a mine field. My BFF is named Forest. She is a star and forest dragon. She hates my cat. So much that she kicked her, or him im not so sure, right in her butthole, right off a cliff. I dont know how it survived. Weird, Rainbow Poop is in love with Forest. It went to her house in the middle of the night and started licking her face until morning. Next thing you know, Rainbow Poop is out the winder in a pit. Once Rainbow Poop peed on her brother. Unfortunately, Forest has a boyfriend. his name is flame. He is the top sportstar in the school. They are those popular dragons. Since I am friends with Forest, I am considered "popular", but I dont really care. Flame is obviously a fire dragon. Forest says I need a boyfriend, but im scared. I really like one dragon named Thunder. He is a storm dragon. He is really smart and sporty and silly. The 3 S's I call it. Forest once almost made me date him. I thought she was getting me icecream! Forest sounds like a mean friend, but she has a kind heart. She is playful and always helps me with my problems. In high school, I am an A+ student. My school is called Soarskyes High, home of the Storms.i dont really like it, but everyone else does. Well, the mascot I mean. The actual school is great! My homeroom teacher is named Miss Oceana. She is the most radical teacher ever is the whole Soarskyes. She teachers Math. The most uglyest, meanest, and buttish teacher is Mr. Buttfargle. He is a bum dragon. No not really, He is actually a magic dragon. The female magic dragons are very perdy, but the males, total opposite. But Mr. Buttfargle is the worst. He has warts all over his body. He also smells terrible. Worse than a ten year old dirty diaper. He teaches, well, I dont know. We all pass out before he starts class. I still get good grades though. That is because every times Mr. Buttfargle enters the grades he thinks it is how many times he farted in front of each student. I heard he is getting fired soon. That is worth celebrating. I just wanna celebrate with all of my friends! I needed to say that. Now back to the story. This story is about my life. This is just the basic parts of my life. The real story starts, wait a sec, now.