The Small but Thick Dick

3- Celebrations

Before going home, Connie decided to pick up a cake for the momentous occasion. Thankfully, the cake shop Dicks n' Shit was right on Main Street. He walked in the disgusting building, eyes immediately being drawn to the banana cake in the corner.

Oh, he thought to himself, excited. That reminds me of Reiner! Placing his hand upon the glass counter top, he awaited a worker to approach him patiently. He was shocked to feel a stinging pain on his hand and see a middle aged woman standing there who was practically fuming.

"Can't you read the signs?" she asked. "These glass cases were Made in China™!" The glasses perched upon her nose were teetering dangerously on the edge, and there was a menacing glint in her eyes.

Connie shrugged apologetically. "I can't read in Chinese," he said, and upon further reflection continued with, "I actually can't read at all."

The brunette woman continued to glare at him, but pulled out the cake for him to look at. "I see you were looking at this delicious semen and arsenic banana cake."

Connie nodded enthusiastically. "Oh, yeah! It reminds me of my new boss."

"Hm, I think I know who you're talking about," she noted. "Donald Trump? He's a hottie, that's for sure. Super popular in the porn industry."

"No, no," Connie interrupted. "Reiner Braun. He owns the the strip club, Giant Massive Cock Club, down the street."

A light bulb seemed to light up in the woman's head, and she raised her finger in the air. "Ah, yes. I know who you're talking about. Oh, I'm Hange Zoe, by the way - owner of this great establishment!" She raised her hands high in the air, gathering the attention of her few customers. 

"Well, I'll take the cake." Connie pulled out his rabbit skin wallet that Dominique gave him for the Christmas of '69.

"Alright," Hange said happily. "That'll be 400 Simolians."

Connie pulled out 400 dollars in The Sims currency and took the cake off the counter. "Thanks!" he shouted as he walked out the door. Soon, he made it to his home and seventeen bald younger sisters.

"Mae, Tae, Shae, Rae, Kae, Cae, Yae, Gae, Bae, Dae, Iae, Aae, Zae, Nae, Fae, Hae, and Dominique! I'm home and I brought a great gift!"

The seventeen gay girls ran out of the living room and into the BDSM room (entryway) with excited looks on their faces. They only became more excited when they saw the delicious semen and arsenic banana cake. 

"Oh my," Dominique exclaimed. "This reminds me of the cake that our grandmother used to make... You know, when she tried to kill us all those hundreds of times. It's beautiful." Wiping the beginnings of tears in her eyes, she helped Connie take the cake to their three-pegged mahogany table and enveloped her brother in a big hug. "Thanks bro."

Connie smiled into her bald head. "Of course."