The Small but Thick Dick

4- The Trip

Connie slammed his dick-shaped alarm clock with an open fist, yawning heavily. His initial thought was that it was way too early for this shit, but then he realized just exactly what he was getting up for.

"Oh, man, I'm so excited!" he said to himself, pulling on his lucky pair of Thomas the Train Engine tighty-whiteys that he had worn just the other day to cover up his ding-dong. 

It was his first day of work - well, practice, but that didn't change the fact that he was finally going to fulfill his lifelong dream of becoming a stripper! Dominique was lying in her dog bed, bald head just barely sticking out of her makeshift newspaper blanket. Connie wrote a note that read:

Dear Dominique,

Tell Mae, Tae, Shae, Rae, Kae, Cae, Yae, Gae, Bae, Dae, Iae, Aae, Zae, Nae, Fae, and Hae that I left for work and that I love them. Also, tell them to stop stripping naked and smearing peanut butter on themselves to scare the neighbors.

Love, Connie

He plastered the note on her head with 36.5 lbs of super glue. Then he slipped on his limited edition 2005 My Little Pony themed Crocs and was out the door. The walk to the club - or should he say work? - was a pleasant one. He only saw one house on fire, and no one being murdered with a styrofoam cup. Finally, he reached his destination.

"Hey everyone!" Connie greeted when he walked in the door.

A chorus of "hello's" sounded throughout the club. Connie quickly located his group of fellow strippers.

"What are those?!" Sasha shouted and pointed at his feet dramatically.

Everyone then looked down at his limited edition 2005 My Little Pony themed Crocs. 

"Whoa!" Armin exclaimed. "Are those what I think they are?"

Connie nodded his head. "Yup. They're limited edition 2005 My Little Pony themed Crocs."

Armin reached for his silver-sequin backpack that had the initials AA sewed into in pink and pulled out his own pair of limited edition 2005 My Little Pony themed Crocs. But these... these were special. They were pink instead if purple, and they had sequins on the tip of the toe!

"Whoa!" Connie said. "They're beautiful." At this point, he was holding back tears.

The group of slutty whores all gave their attention to Reiner who came out of the bathroom looking as fabulous as ever. "Good mooorning everyone!" he said, sashaying along. "Follow me to the warm up room, please, so we can get started on learning some," he paused, dipping his hand to the ground and sliding it back up his leg seductively, "sexy moves."

Everyone followed him feeling as energetic as ever. The air in the warm up room was buzzing in excitement. Streamers were hanging from wall to wall and a disco ball hung from the ceiling. Everything was in neon colors.

"Alright everyone! Let's do this."