My girlfriend Hayleigh broke up with me because I'm being to 'distant' even though she's in California and I'm in Kansas and not to mention I'm getting ready to go to my dads for a month in blazing hot heat with no ac and fucky wifi, I'm not exited especially with his gf's daughter, let's call her Rita... I wanna punch Rita in the face everyday even when she's no where near me, yep I hate her that much, and my two and only friends out here since I've moved left me because I'm Transgender and Bisexual, my real names Claire by the way, but I go by Chris, and let me tell you, ever since I've moved away Lapis is LAZoomerBoobiewhich is Rose's nickname, it's been one hell of a roller coaster... Where's that goddamn butler when you need him?!

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The Diary Of Two Best Friends
RandomTwo long distant Best Friends + one Diary = Nuclear War