The Diary Of Two Best Friends

Chris- June 2nd 2016

I get to go back home to see my two sisters and little brother, hell ya! I feel like I get too excited over things, but fuck my mind, I'm an entertaining person and I know it, people call me shy out here because I don't know anyone... I'm just murderously quiet... People these days, let me tell you a little story about what my fucking day has been like: I woke up at 2:38 maybe 3:00, I don't know, instantly the first thing I hear, "Chris we're going to a skin museum!"... The fuck?! "Excuse me?! We're going where now?!" Please be human skin museum, please be human skin museum... "That museum that has human skin sculptures!" I'm a fucking God... I'M LOKI! "Alright, whatever!" I want fries... God damnit Obama... Wait is he even president anymore?! Nah, GOD DAMNIT DONALD 🖕🏻TRUMP👱! BUILD THE FUCKING WALL YOURSELF YA LAZY ASS RICE CRISPY TREAT!😈☠⚰