Pity Party(Hikaru X Reader X Kaoru)

Chapter 3

"Oh, how we forgot to introduce ourselves to this wonderful prince!!" Really. " Well! Let's introduce ourselves. The twins are the infamous Hikaru and Kaoru Hitachiin with there act forbidden brotherly love. "When they really go gay for each other HA" The tall and quiet man is Takashi Morinozuka but you can call him Mori." Probably the only guy I'll EVER get along with" The little Loli Shota is actually a senior as you can see his name is Mitsukuni Haninozuka but you can call him Honey for short." REALLY I thought he was a kindergartner. " The tall one with the glasses and notebook is Kyouya Ootori.  OHMAHGAWD HE HAS A DEATH NOTE!!! " This is Haruhi Fujioka and she- I mean he is also a honor student" I can tell she's a girl anyway "And last but not certainly least is me. I am the king of the host club. I am the chairmans son, Tamaki Suoh." He said as he got close my face. "Get the fudge outta mah face cause I ain't falling for you. Or you. Or you. Or you. Or you. And you." I pointed to each host club member. "Sir, I think he meant that he is only going to fall for Haruhi, I suppose?" Said one of the carrots. an: it's Hikaru "Yeah that can be they reason why he didn't point to Haruhi." Said the other carrot. "It's because she's a girl, duh. I am not gay like the rip-off Fred and George Weasly over there." An:ur acting like a guy right now "SO YOUR SAYING YOU'LL FALL FOR MY HARUHI!!???"  Blonde said. "No. OHMAHGAWD." They are SO stupid. "Daddy, it's because 'he' is a girl." Four eyes said. "OH NO!! FOUR EYES IS A STALKER!! EVERYONE RUN!!!!" "I'm not a stalker. I'm just very smart." Four Eyes said. "No, you are a stalker." I said as I was walking towards the doors until blondie over there said "WAIT!!" As I turned the carrots had grins on there faces. I knew what the hell they were gonna do. I ran as fast as I can to the door BUT they caught me. As they dragged me to the dressing room. When i was in one of the changing rooms, they threw a maid dress and cat ears and tail? at me." Am i going to fudging wear this shit?" The carrots on the other side said " Yes you are. Do you need any help putting it on? We could come in there to help you. " "NO!!!! I will NEVER wear this thing ever and why do i have to put this on?" Carrots 1 and 2 said in unison " Because now youre working for the host club."

What  will happen next?

AN

Guys im really sorry for not posting becuse im just really lazy so i'll make the next chaptr extra long.

pls dont be mad.

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