Dan has entered "Phan"
Phil has entered "Phan"
Dan: Why are their socks everywhere?
Phil: You are withholding sex. I needed someone kind of relief
Dan: So the socks I am washing with my clothes are wank-socks?
Phil: Yes.
Dan: Okay. That's wonderful.
Phil: Then don't withhold sex.
Dan: Trust me I won't be.
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Dan and Phil Texts
FanfictionJust texts between Dan Howell (Danisnotonfire) and Phil Lester (Amazingphil). Dan: Llamas Phil: Lions Dan: Black Phil: Blue Dan: Gaming Phil: YouTube Dan & Phil: WHISKERS With mentions of Kickthestickz, Tronnor, Myler, Larry, Niam, and Shoey. This a...