This is another parody. This is from Voldemort's P.O.V. Enjoy!
Dumbledore walked in my room
When I was just a tiny orphan
He told me about this school
Saw him then and I thought
"Oh my gosh is this real?"
I almost wanted to squeal
Then he saw my hidden stash
Uh, oh
New teachers, school and "friends"
All just people I can brainwash
Except for Dumbledore he's smarter then I thought
Reading in the library
Came across terms like a "basilisk"
Hm a horcrux, what are those?
I better ask Slughorn cause he's soft to the core
My name used to be Tom Riddle
Now I am Lord Voldemort
I am closer, than any man to becoming immortal
I have my Horcruxes now
Nobody can stop me
But I'd better get back to Hogwarts
To hide the diadem
I must disguise my visit
So I'll ask for a job
And if I don't get it hm
I'll just jinx that spot
I heard Dumbledore
Became headmaster
We'll have a nice long chat then
About my teaching spot
On October 31
I acted upon a prophecy
Snape head from Trelawney
I must kill Harry Potter
If I wish to stay immortal
Only the best is yet to come
Oh boy
There were a few casualties
Like there are in any war
Lily and James were in my way
So I cut a path right through them
Yes oh yes this is my chance!
Only this baby in my path!
This was the time, the time to strike!
If only I knew he would be my demise
I used to have a body
Now I'm merely a soul
Used Nagini to kill
Now she's the next Horcrux
I used to possess animals
Until I found Quriel
Now I'm gonna infiltrate Hogwarts
On this guy's head
I tried to come back
Through the Sorcerer's Stone
That didn't work well
For Qureil
I tried the diary
Through Ginny Wesley
But Harry thwarted me!
I rose again two years later
In the graveyard of my father
I was so close to killing Harry
But he went ahead and used the portkey
I tried possessing Harry
Through our connection
I showed me killing Sirus
But that wasn't quite right
It was Bellatrix
So I turned to Harry
Once again Dumby was a sheild
But It didn't last long
It took awhile
But the Ministry is mine!
And Hogwarts is under my regime
Harry is in my mercy
Claiming something wrong
But in my next breath
The world was gone
