im in love with my faverite kat. im oly a ragdoll n'd im 2 ugly for the miror. i luv him sho moch i judt what to kissss hem in the tooths. me dreeem about Aleak at knight. tHreed love as moch as Alec, tHreed is me. in me is wereh he is. me stoofing is woot he eet. (AN im sew swrry 4 delie i heave shcol) tinking ablout Alec make sad. i took nife and stoobed wrest oop nd dwn. dis ish 4 u Alec" i shooted. sudenly Alec come and save my lyfe. THREED Y DO U DO DIS TO MYAY??????????!!!!!!!!!" he bloomed weth hes booooooomen vioce. he throw de nife don on el groundo. "NEEVR DO THT AGIN THREED he tood ma. ioom sry Alec boat i ded dis becoose i luv yiu. U DO???????????? Y U NO TEAL MA??????? becose e was wooried. DOONT B THREED ILY 2. rly? YEE. we leave happly after end weth 7 stoofed kat blebies.
Now before you get your torches and pitchforks this was a COMPLETE and TOTAL shitpost. I'm sorry I've been inactive lately but my friend wants me to update this.
-actress57
