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How I Died Today

SPOILER ALERT!!!!!!!!!
IF YOU ARE PLANNING TO READ ALLEIGENT (the 3rd Divergent book) THEN DO NOT READ THIS PART

Tris: *doesnt realize it yet but is thinking about taking the death serum instead of Caleb*

Me: *knows Tris dies later in the book* Baaad, BaaAAAD, BAAAAD THOUGHTS TRIS.

Tris: *worries about Caleb some more*

Me: BEATRICE PRIOR-EATON. [i now call Tris's full name Beatrice Prior-Johnson.] DON'T YOU DARE.

Tris: Caleb, let's be buddies before you die! *goes on mission with*

Me: Oh gods it's happening.

Tris: Caleb. Gimme the backpack.

Caleb: Tris no. I got to die

Tris. I love you Caleb

Tris: If I don't survive, tell Tobias I didn't want to leave him

Me: OH MY GAWD TRIS LET CALEB DIE LET HIM DIIIIEEEE!!!!!!! *starts to cry*

Tris: This death serum is gross. I think I will go die now. Wait stop. Remember the flaaaaaame. And the mission, of course.

Me: Oh thank goodness perhaps the person who told me she dies was lying-

David: HELLO TRIS. COME TO DIE?

Me: Unbelievable. *face palms*

David: Hehe I have a gun and you do-on't

Me: *tear falls down cheek* Goodbye Tris

Tris: I DONT GO DOWN WITHOUT A FIGHT!

Me: No, Tris just pretend to die and then once they found out you didn't die just lie to them and then you and Tobias can live happily ever after!

Tris: I didn't come here to steal anything, David. *gets shot in the neck* *completes mission*

Tris: *dying*

Me: NOT OK *rereads past three pages*

Tris: *is still dying*

Me: *weeps*

Me: *reads "The gun goes off and pain races through my body... I feel something warm on my neck, and under my cheek. Red. Blood is a strange color. Dark."* NO.

Tris: OH MY IS THAT MY DEAD MOTHER.

Me: NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! it is isn't. She's not allowed to be there because your not allowed to d-

Tris: Am I done yet?

Tris's mother: Yes

Tris: *Smiles and closes eyes*

Me: *is still sobbing* *tries to open Tris's eyes* *fails*

Tris: Can I be forgiven for all I've done to get here?
I want to be.
I can.
I believe it.

Me: *crying hard* *rereads page*

Tris: *is still dead*

Tobias: Hmm-dee-humm just gonna have a family reunion with my ma. *doesn't know girlfriend is dead*

Me: *sobs even harder* TOBIAS STOP GO SAVE THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE SHE FREAKIN JUST DIED IN THE LAST CHAPTER

Tris: I'm still dead, readers!

Me:

*dies*