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Cursed Child

Reading Cursed Child (Its 11/29/16 as a write this)

Albus and Scorpius are definitely not mich smarter than the original Golden Trio

You're not supposed to mess with the past guys come on
Everyone knows that

And Harry
Oh Harry

You really are a horrible parent to Albus aren't you

Also by Scene Four I shipped Scorbius
I still do

And I can see how people ship Scorpius and Rose

BUT SCORBUS IS REAL

Like this line just reeks Scorbus (or is it Scorbius? I have forgotten):

"Albus hugs his friend. With fierceness. They hold for a beat. SCORPIUS is surprised by this.

Okay. Hello. Um. Have we hugged before? Do we hug?

The boys awkwardly dislocate."

And
(When Albus was forced not to be friends with Scorp)

"SCORPIUS is left looking up after him. Heartbroken."

AND ALSO SCORPIUS IS 100% MY FAVORITE BECAUSE HE's SO SO AWKWARD AND he's so smol AND HE's NERDY (Albus says: "How to distract Scorpius from difficult emotional issues. Take him to a library." And they're in Hermione's office btw. And it is definitely one of my most favorite lines) AND ALSO ALBUS SAYS HE's GEEKY WHICH IS TRUE AND ALSO HE's A REALLY AMAZING LOYAL FRIEND AND HE's FUNNY IN THAT WAY WERE HE's KINDA TRYING TI BE FUNNY AND MOST PEOPLE DONT THINK HE's FUNNY AND HE's REALLY AWKWARD and HE's AWKWARD VERY MUCH, AND HAVE I MENTIONED HE's SOOOO ADORABLY AWKWARD!!!!

Ok I have to read rant over

Oh wait
"Ginny looks at Harry, unsure of what he's become."

And then and then she divorces him right right and since Astoria is dead then then Harry and Draco end up together forever and ever yep that's what will happen I'm 114% sure

Moreover

oh my God oh my God thiS BOOK THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU MESS WITH THE OASY CHILDREN THIS IS WHAT FREAKIN' ALWAYS HAPPENS!

OMV (oh my Voldemort) DELPHI SHIPS SCORBUS TOOOO

Haha this was right before I finished the book I'm a dumb