"Let's talk about sex." My Sex Ed teacher, Coach Crook announced. He said this as the assistant teacher, Miss Harper, walked into the room. She didn't seem too enthusiastic about what we were doing today. "Churro in the donut, gun in the holster, pencil in the sharpener, plug in the socket and many more." He continued as he shut the door to the classroom.
That's when one of the guys raised their hands, Michael Clifford, he was also making remarks about everything we learn in here. Not exactly constructive criticism though. Coach Crook raised an eyebrow but nodded his head towards the boy.
"How about some safe sex slogans? You know so I remember to use protection." He leaned back in his chair, Luke Hemmings, the guy beside him started to suppress his laugh with his hand. None of these guys are actually virgins they just like to mess with Coach Crook. This happens everyday, well not this specific question, but they always have something to say. Which I don't mind, it's better than watching whatever we are about to watch now. Every so often we watch movies on the smartboard which just makes everything awkward. I rather talk about it face to face then hear it from bad 80s actors.
Coach smiled a bit but took the challenge anyways. "Love is cleaner with a packaged wiener, Clifford." That's when he looked at the rest of the class. "Don't be silly, protect your willy." The class started to chuckle. Even I did a bit. I sit in the every back so it's not like anyone was paying attention to me anyways.
"Cover your stump before you hump." Michael called out and Coach pointed to him along with giving him a thumbs up. He really did encourage safe sex, but I don't think he realizes that they are just looking for a way to talk about their dicks.
"No glove, no love." Luke joined in and Michael gave him a friendly punch to the shoulder.
"See that's the spirit guys, I wish the rest of the class would be as enthusiastic about safe sex. You guys need to follow in the footsteps of these young men." Thats when Coach Crook put his hands on his desk and leaned in closer to the class. Everyone got quiet as he did this. "Remember guys, don't be a fool, cover your tool... Don't. Have. Kids." Coach got every serious about the last three words saying them very carefully. He has kids, he has pictures of them on his desk.
Then he rubbed his hands together and put on the screen a movie that marked, Sex Ed.
It's only been 10 minutes and this is already been the highlight of my day. Whenever he turned out the lights my best friend beside me tapped me on the shoulder moving her chair closer to mine. "Nancy, do you think he lost his virginity in high school?" Monica asked me as she looked up at Coach Crook. He was a very attractive man, I think every girl took it because of him. Even though we only have him for three days out of the week.
I think it's every clear what Sex Ed is. It's basically how to do it, and how not to get pregnant doing so. We used to watch these kinds of videos all the time at the beginning of the year because this was his first time teaching this class and he was awkward at first. He's gotten over it now. Obviously.
The first time I came in here I expected it to be like mean girls, but it's like Coach Crook is encouraging it. Just to do it in a safe way.
"Probably, I mean look at him." I laughed quietly as the movie continued on.
"I mean I lost my virginity last year-, I zoned out as Monica kept talking. She actually gets out and enjoys herself. She has other friends that go to parties and have boyfriends but I'm just me. I only have Monica.
She's a bleach blonde babe, hair just like Marilyn Monroe and a beautiful face. She's also fit and her fashion sense is amazing. I've tried to fit in with her crowd but they don't like me, whenever Monica isn't around it was always very awkward so I just stopped trying. Of course I know, wow a teenager that's a virgin and doesn't fit in, I haven't seen that before, I can't help it though.
