"Hey honey, how was school?" My mom asked as she looked up from her computer on the couch. She's an author, she's always on that thing. Either there or in her office.
"It was fine, two hours of fun." I smiled off as I walked up the stairs. It's the same thing everyday. I'm just waiting for it all to be over. Walk across the stage, get my diploma, and go to even more school and then a full time job. Maybe if I was a little bit more adventurous or exciting, I wouldn't see it like that, but for now that's what my mind is stuck on.
Monica should be here in a little bit. I stopped by the music store before I came home to kill some time. They have a massive collection of vinyl records that I'm absolutely obsessed with. I didn't get anything this time but I've spent a fortune in that store let alone. The employees there are really nice, Calum works there actually. He was coming in to work his shift as I was leaving.
I was only laying on my bed for a couple of minutes when I heard Monica downstairs with my mom. They get along really good, my dad even likes her. My dad works late so he's not home until 10, I'm usually asleep when he gets home. It's kinda sad because I know he wants to be home more but he's only off on Saturdays.
Monica came into my room and I looked up to see a huge suitcase and a bag next to her. "What did you bring over here, your wardrobe?" I asked.
"This isn't even a dent into my closet, but I brought some clothes that you can keep." She smiled as she picked up the suitcase with both hands to put it on my bed. "Also some colorful pens and a notebook."
"For what?" I was more leaning towards the pens and notebook. I understand the clothes, I hate going shopping so I'm glad she could provide for me. I'll find some way to pay her back.
"You've seen The To Do List, right?" She smiled as I nodded, then she put the plastic bag full of pens and the notebook on my nightstand. "We are going to recreate that."
"I don't want to do things with a million guys Monica." I sat up finally to look inside the suitcase. I unzipped the life size bag to see some beautiful clothes. I like my wardrobe but it's mostly hoodies and leggings. I like Monica's variety. She dresses nice everyday even when it's a down day, she looks good.
"It's called being experienced River." She let the name roll off her tongue.
"River?"
"Yes I think that's a perfect name for your image." She started to take some of the clothes out of the suitcase putting some that matched with others.
"Mhm I like it." I smiled. It was actually pretty nice I mean I like my name, Nancy, I guess it is kinda dull. And if I really want to recreate my image I need to have a new name right? I guess since the teachers know my name just from calling roll, I can just say I want to be called River now. I hope that works out with Coach Crook.
"Anyways I have three prime and ripe boys picked for you."
"No Monica I'm going to pick them." I sighed. I hated that I was picking boys to mess around with but hey there is a fun factor in this. I mean who knows just because I wear different clothes doesn't mean I'm doing to be fuckable to them. I guess this is kind of an experiment for me. They might even recognize me, maybe they aren't so oblivious as we thought.
"Fine, who?"
"Oh I don't know." I didn't actually expect her to let me choose. I just didn't want them to be apart of her crowd per se. All the guys she hangs around want her.
"Who do you think is cute?" She asked me as she started decorating the paper with three boxes and lines underneath them. "They have to be in your classes, remember that." She added, I didn't ask questions I just kept thinking.
"I mean Luke is pretty hot." I whispered.
"Mhmm Hemmings." She hummed smiling.
"What about Michael?" I asked but it's like that was instantly the wrong answer because she was already shaking her head.
"What that is suicide! They sit together you would totally get ratted out, you know boys talk about the ass they get." She laughed a bit afterwards. I mean girls do the same thing considering what she tells me all the time. "I originally picked Ashton."
"What? No that's your ex I can't do that." I frowned. I would feel weird about that especially if she still has feelings for him. I don't want to lose a friend over a boy, especially one I don't even like. I mean yeah Ashton would be perfect if Michael is out of the question. They aren't friends like Michael and Luke are.
"Yes you can, I'm giving you permission. Maybe one more guy, try to think of someone who would be easy." She was putting there names in big boxes and having the lines underneath. I'm guessing it's a little different from having each category and doing it with different guys, I'm just writing down what all I do.
"I have someone in mind but I don't think you will like him." I sighed as I thought about him. "His name is Calum Hood. He's in my calculus class."
"Oh god no."
"Come on it'll be easy he's probably a virgin just like me anyways." I tried to be reasonable, which is weird because I shouldn't have to convince someone else that I want to have sex with another person. If that even makes since.
"I'll put him down as a last resort." She flipped the paper around to write his name.
"I was thinking him first." I whispered loud enough for her to stop writing.
"What?" Her eyebrows frowned like she didn't get why I wanted him to be my first time.
"I mean I know him, I talk to him, it won't be as hard for me as Luke and Ashton." I explained. I know we are just girl talking about this whole list right now. It's not like any of this is actually going to happen. I'm going to leave high school either Calum being my first or a virgin. Because I honestly see no other way.
"Mhm, fine. Give Michael a handjob, guys don't usually talk about those."
"Monica." I laughed and pushed her a bit.
"Your right if you go to far they might all get together, start a band, and write songs about how much of a slut you are." She smiled and wrote Calum's name in the last box available.
"River is a pure soul."
"Come on my future skank." She closed the notebook and we continued to go through all the clothes. Of course this is all jokes. I finally get to get back at these guys for bullying me in middle school. I've cried so many nights because of these people. Well except Calum he's always been a sweetheart, we are kinda just doing each other a favor. Luke used to be the worst though. He's the one that got everyone to bully me, a lot of people had braces but I got the heat of it all. I guess since mine came from the other side of town. Growing up I didn't have money, so we just went to one we could afford. Now that my dad has a job and my moms writing career had really taken off we are very well off. I just don't understand what I did to deserve all that hate.
If this does work, then I'm going to be fucking my middle school bully.
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