Untraceable - Book Two (Harry Potter)

Alley

Untraceable2 chapter 6

UNCLAIMER!! I DO NOT OWN ANY CHARACTERS, THINGS, PLACES, ETC FROM HARRY POTTER!! I ONLY OWN SAPPHIRE' AND NELLIE AND POSSIBLY OTHER CHARACTERS I HAVE MADE UP AND FORGOTTEN ABOUT!! EVERYTHING ELSE BELONGS TO J.K ROWLING. IF I OWNED HARRY POTTER THEN I WOULDN'T BE ON WATTPAD. GOT IT? K, ON WITH THE STORY!!....

Chapter 6:

After I had made it away from the Defence Against the Dark Arts corridor, I went for a wander around the castle.

After wandering around the castle for a good ten minutes, I found myself in the kitchens.

After finding myself in the kitchens, I asked a random house elf for some ice cream and chocolate chips.

After the house elf went to get my ice cream and chocolate chips, I went and sat down by a familiar, black-haired girl and some other random chick.

After sitting beside Nellie and her friend, I decided to finally speak.

"Hey," I said.

"Sup," Nellie replied.

"Actually, there is no such word as 'sup'. It is a contraction of 'what's up' which is a contraction of 'what is up'. Therefore, you just made a grammatical error."

The girl with Nellie was tanned, had green eyes, and long brown hair that fell in ringlets down to the bottom of her ribcage. The lower third of her hair was a light blonde. She looked to be average height and she was average weight. She spoke in a very posh, mature accent. She was basically a stereotypical Ravenclaw, if she had glasses and possibly a bow tie. Heck, Nellie probably kidnapped just to get her down here!

Nellie giggled and I just stared at her.

"Hey, I'm Sapphire," I stuck out a hand, which the girl cautiously shook,

"Who're you?"

"Alley Ember," the girl replied with a laugh, her voice sounding a lot less proper and posh than before.

"And I was joking before, by the way," she laughed.

"Oh okay," I replied, a little confused.

"Do you like llamas?"

"Of course!" Alley giggled,

"They're my favourite animal."

Well this is decided.

"Great, you're my new best friend!"

"Yay!" Alley grinned.

"What?" Nellie gasped,

"You're replacing me? What about our llama charms, or me helping Draco to save you?" Nellie put her hand on her chest in mock-hurt.

"Eh, you'll live." I brushed her off - jokingly, of course.

"Actually, I had a premonition that I am going to die in exactly three point one-seven-two minutes," Nellie lied matter-of-factly.

"Hold on," I said urgently, as if I had just thought of a brilliant idea. I grabbed a quill and a piece of paper from a random table beside me and scrawled quickly and excitedly on it. Then I looked back up at Nellie and spoke in my best scientific voice,

"I just did some calculations and h e been able to determine that you, Danelle Snape, are full of shit."

"Well then," Nellie pouted sheepishly. Alley laughed.

"Gaahhhhhh." I groaned.

I'm so bored.

Maybe I should say so.

Nah, too much effort.

I'm still bored.

I'm as bored as a toddler in a lecture lesson.

Toddler.

Waddler.

Snoddler.

Poddler.

Roddler.

Hoddler.

Coddler.

Moddler.

Shut up.

Okay.

"I'm bored. Let's go prank McGonagall." Alley said suddenly.

This girl gets me.

But not like that.

Dirty minded brain.

"Okay!" I yelled, causing an innocent house elf to drop a pan on Nellie's foot.

"OW! GOD! FUCK! STUPID MOTHERFUCKER! GOD DAMN THAT HURT! OW! FUCK! SHIT! FUCK! SORE SHIT! SHIT! O!W FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! MOTHERFUCKER!!!" Nellie let out a string of naughty words that caused the small elf to burst into tears.

Nellie! You bitch!" I exclaimed, bending down to comfort the poor creature. Alley bent down beside me and started talking softly to the elf. Her voice seemed to soothe the house elf, and soon enough it was perfectly fine.

We made our way from the kitchens to McGonagall's office, being like super-awesome spies. Once at the entrance to her office, Alley stuck her head in and looked around. She declared the space clear and Nellie and myself walked in and started to wreak havoc.

I turned every single plant (there were many) into catnip and I made every book turn into a cat toy. I conjured a collar and hung it on the door handle. Nellie threw paint-balloons at the walls and ceiling and used them to finger-paint her name everywhere. Alley filled the bottom of the room with marbles and the top half with helium balloons. We then calmly walked out and made sure that only McGonagall would be able to get in if she was in cat-form. Basically, we glued the door shut and cut a hole in the bottom of it.

Satisfied with our prank, we wandered the castle and chatted until I realised I would have to go find Harry and Ronald and Hermy.

"Well I have to go find the the bitches and Hermione, so...." I hugged Nellie and Alley before yelling,

"BYEEEEEEEE!" And sprinting off down the corridor. But not before I heard Alley ask Nellie in an uncertain tone,

"Is she high?" To which Nellie replied,

"She most definitely is."

My friends are the nicest bitches in all of England.

I went back to the dreaded DADA class and waited patiently for the bell to ring. As it did, a herd of second-years came stampeding out of the class as fast as a scared cat. My friends were not part of this herd.

"Um, where are they?" I asked no one in particular as I searched for my friends. A random person replied,

"They stayed to help Professor Lockheart."

So I walked into the defence classroom and gasped. Flying around the classroom and causing more havoc than me on a friday, were tiny little blue pixie things with evil grins and red hair. Little Weasley smurfs. Harry, Ron, Hermione and Professor Pooface were all trying - and failing - to stick the creatures into a small wire cage.

"No need to fear, Sapphire is here!" I yelled in a deep voice, brandishing my wand above my head. A little pixie flew up to me and stole my wand.

"You little bitch!" I gasped, chasing after it with enraged fury. I caught it and stuck it in the cage, flicking my wand and sending the others to join it.

"Hey guys! Come hang out with me, I'm bored!" I grinned. All three of my best friends hurried out of the classroom behind me.

"How did you do that, Sapphire?" Hermione exclaimed.

"Do what?"

"Send them all into the cage! We have been trying for ages and we couldn't!"

"Well I guess I just flicked my wand and hoped something would happen," I responded truthfully, shrugging.

"But magic doesn't work like that; there are rules to everything!" Hermione protested.

"And since when have rules affected me?" I grinned.

"Since never," Hermione admitted.

"Good you have acknowledged that. Because if McGonagall tries to expel me, you have to say that to Professor Dumbledore."

"What did you do?" All three of my friends asked. Harry and Ron in tones of amused curiosity, and Hermione in a disapproving but exasperated voice.

"It wasn't just me! I made a new friend called Alley - rhymes with Nellie - and we all filled McGonagall's office with random cat shit. She likes that... Right?"

"I'm sure she will love it." Hermione said sarcastically.

"Woah! Hermy used sarcasm!" I exclaimed.

"Really?" Ron and Harry acted as surprised as me. Hermione rolled her eyes.

"And she just rolled her eyes!" I said.

"Oh wait, everyone does that when I'm around... Never mind."

"Hey, Sapphy!" Fred and George appeared on either side of me, pushing Hermione over and pushing Ron into Harry. The three of them said goodbye and walked off while Fred and George steered me towards the courtyard. We took a seat and both twins turned to face me. I didn't know which side to look.

"My favourite twins! Whatcha doing!" I grinned, hugging them both.

"We need your advice on marketing and customer issues." George said.

"For what?"

"Our joke shop. We assume you want to be part of it?" Fred replied.

"Of course! Firstly, everything should be packages with a ginger llama sticker - to match your hair and my personality, and you need to make things to get me out of Defence Against the Dark Arts because Lockhart is a douche and I hate him." I said.

"That's perfect! We need something to like, make you seem ill or something and then cure you so you can get out of horrible classes! And no llamas." George exclaimed.

"I agree! What if we had things that looked like medication so teachers wouldn't get suspicious..." Fred added.

"Well fine then. Be a llama hater, George. Fred is officially my favourite. Except no pills, that will make teachers think we are all druggies. We need things that look - and taste - like sweets." I reasoned.

"Good point! But they will be really advanced and hard to make. They might take a while. Do you think fake wands would be funny?"

"Great. But now I have to find Hermione and ask her about our Transfiguration homework. I promise not to tell about the shop." I grinned at my favourite gingers.

"Thanks, Sapphy, you're the best." The twins replied and pulled me into a group hug. I hugged back and then went to find my other friends.







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