The Very Cliche, Insane, Awkward and Spontaneous Tale Of My Senior Year

Tale Of My Senior Year-Chapter2.

Dylan.

"I see." I trailed off. Megan laughed. "So are you gonna go swimming? Or just wading?" She asked, slipping her sun glasses on and spreading out on her beach towel.

  "Neither. Last time that happened a certain blond tried to kill me." I scowled. 

"Learn to take a joke Dyl." James said swinging an arm over me. I rolled my eyes. "Yeah yeah whatever. I'll try to remember that the next time someone tries to kill me." He laughed.

  "Why Dylan is someone going to try to kill you soon?" Armaan asked worried. He was now apparently done with his rain dance. I laughed and sat on the picnic table across from him. 

 "Never know Armaan. Ninjas are everywhere." I said seriously as I could.  He looked around nervously. We laughed.

  "Here. Josh brought the sunglasses you left at my house." James said and handed me the sunnglasses. I smiled my thanks and put them on. He sat next to me at the picnic table.

  "When is your mom leaving?"  "Tomorrow morning, so I shouldn't stay long." He nodded. 

  "Hey My Peeps Whats the Happs?" Matt said in a fake gangster voice, throwing up what he thought was a gang sign.

  "Nothing much just discussing Dylans impending death." James said in a serious manner. Matt raised an eyebrow.

  I shrugged. "Ninjas. But anyways on a more important notice. Don't do whatever you just did with your hands. You look retarded."

"Hey! Don't insult my gangsterness!" He protested.

  "Well your gangsterness is going to get you shot for looking retarded." I retorted. "What do you know?" He challenged. James snorted.

  "Lot's more than you do." I said. I spelled blood with my hands then made the sign for West Side, then Loco Boys, then L.A. kings then crips and a few others.

  "WITCH CRAFT!" Armaan screammed out pointing to my hands. I laughed. 

    "Love you too Armaan." James had gone to swim. So when I felt someone sit next to me I looked over confused.

  "Oh it's you." He laughed. "Nice to see you too Dylan." Austin teased. I shoved him a little bit.

"DYLAN! Teach me how to make gang sins!" Matt cried out. "Witch Craft." Armaan stated. I heard Josh chuckle. "It's not witch carft!" Matt protested. "Is too!" Armaan argued. "Never! You midget." Matt screamed back. 

   "How dare you insult my height! I curse you, your children and you childrens children!" Armaan screamed and skipped off to go and jump into the lake.

   "Yeah sure. Just don't come crying to me when you get shot. h

Here. For Blood. Make a B with your thumb and index finger on your right hand. Good now and L with you middle finger. And then and O. No. Like this." I grabbed his hand and tried to get him to make it.

  "It's to hard!" He whined. "Fine. Let's try an easier one. Here it's the other one for blood. Bend your thumb and then your index finger, Point the others down. Good. Now lets try the L.A. kings.-"

"I can't believe this." Austin said laughing. I looked at him. "What?" I asked confused.

"You teaching him gang signs as if you were teaching a Kindergartner their ABC's."  I shrugged.

 "My question is why are you all of a sudden talking to me?" I asked a bit rude but he never talked to me rarely ever before. And now all of a sudden when he comes back from England or where ever the hell he was, he so interested in what I do.

   "Just a question, No need to freak on me." He defended. I rolled my eyes and went back to teaching Matt. He failed at all of the, except for the Crips simple sign. It was the easiest just a c really.

   Suddenly Blake came out of nowhwere and hugged Armaan who jumped up and ran away screaming. "IM TAINTED!" We just laughed, as Blake sat down,

   "I'm hungry.:" I groaned.  Josh chuckled and set a plate of hot dogs and hamburgers in front of us. 

"Where are the buns?!" Blake demanded. 

  Austin and James started laughing. I caught on and laughed with Megan. Blake had a confused look on his face.

    "Gee.,..Blake I would thing someone with a many crabbes as you would know where the buns are." Austin teased. Blake blushed. "SHUT UP!" He screeched. 

  We all laughed even harder. "Okay enough immaturity, Munchkins. The bread is over there by the cooler." Josh said trying to be mature. I rolled my eyes and went to get the bread. I opened the cooler and got a Monster.

 "OOH! Monster! I want one!' Screamed Armaan as he snatched it from my heads and chugged it.

   Holy Fucking Cow! "No! Armaan! Shit." I muttered as he began shaking. And jumping up and down. And then he started to run around screaming about Mutant Unicorn Ninjas out to get him. 

   I laughed and wne to grabb another monster but there was no more. I settled on an amp, purple colored.

  I walked back to the table and sat down. Everyone was watching Blake and Armaan. Armaan was chasing him and Blake was screaming about how Armaan had rabies. Austin groaned.

   "Mom is so going to kill me." I laughed. Armaan was his adopted brother. And Armaan was never allowed to have energy drinks or sugar or well you know what would happen. 

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