troyesm: heeeËellllooooOoo
conbon83: what
troyesm: i lovvyo uconnOr
conbon83: are you drunk
troyesm: nO! ! !
conbon83: *sigh* you are
conbon83: goddamit troye
troyesm: im sorrry i hhad to
conbon83: what do you mean?
troyesm: im sad, con
conbon83: what? why?
troyesm: becaues ihavw a besfriend who listen s to me and it's been a long time since i loved someone and now ivegot these weirdd buterflies in my tum when I talk to yuo and it feels likw love and yio make me feels af e but idk im jhust sad cause you don't l ovr me abck
conbon83: troye
troyesm: ohgod ididitagain shitshitshitshitshitshit
conbon83: troye!!! baby boy calm down
troyesm: hhhhhhhh
troyesm: baby boy
conbon83: okay it was maybe not a good idea to give an unstable drunk boy a cute nickname
troyesm: HHHHHHHH
conbon83: please stop screaming
troyesm: i shan't
conbon83: this is gonna be a long night isn't it
troyesm: mhm
troyesm: hey wanna see my dick
conbon83: uM
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bonus points to u if you managed to make sense of drunk troye lmao
also in case you haven't figured it out yet, troye's username is his first name and his last two initials
