Basic-ass Fic

Work

EVERYTHING THAT IS WRONG WITH THIS IS WRONG ON PURPOSE! I AM AWARE OF EVERYTHING THAT IS MISSPELLED, I AM AWARE THAT I USED NO PUNCTUATION AND I AM FULLY AWARE OF HOW RIDICULOUS IT ALL IS. IT'S DONE FOR FUN. IF YOU HAVE NO SENSE OF HUMOR DO NOT READ!

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THE PRECINCT ONE DAY

Olivia came in to the 1-6 to come to work; she worked there.

When she came in to work, she saw Elliott he worked there too

Hi Livvy-wivvy he said he liked to call her that

Don't talk to me Eliiott I am sad she told him. He was sad now too.

Oh no! why is my princess baby sad?

You would not understand.

How do you know that I would not understand? I am a pretty smart guy.

That's true you are smart. Well see I er um. I am pregnant by Wong.

How could you cheat on me Livvy? Elliott was mad.

It was a mistake.

Ok I forgive you he said and they tong kissed and Craygin was at work and he said you two can't tong kiss in here we are at work.

We are sorry Dawn Elliot said to Dawn Craygin.

It is ok I forgive you Dawn said and they tong kissed for a minute. Ok now get to work we have work to do Dawn said.

Where is my kiss Olivia said to Dawn he walked up to Olivia at work and poked out his lips no I'm just joking you are old and I don't want to kiss you. Dawn started crying

You can't hurt my feelings at work Olivia.

I'm sorry Captin it was a mistake don't cry

It's ok Olivia I forgive you he said and they tong kissed and everybody was happy at work it was just a ordinary day at the 1-6 where everybody worked.