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The Wattpad News team had a big surprize for them when they got back to their office in the early morning of Friday, June 3rd. A young charasmatic writer, Felicity Annora, had been promoted to head Editor and Lead Reporter of The Wattpad News!
"I was seriously surprised when I got to the office," a fellow non-important reporter says. "I was expecting our old nasty-pants editor to come clopping through the door at any moment, and yet all I found was this strange youngn' spinning around in her office chair like there was no tomorrow."
Felicity herself was excited to become part of the crew- giving out orders like she was born for the position, and mass ordering pizzas for a party to celebrate her arrival. She also told us something very charming while spinning in her chair, saying, "I hope I make an impact- for the better- in this place, and I'm able to bring truth and some smiles to this messed up world I live in."
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Saturday, June 4th, 2016: NBR's DawnStarling will be updating round 42 for all NBR members to leave reviews for spotlighted authors.
Sunday, June 5th, 2016: Thin-Tin-Missy will be updating something fabulously stupid in her book of Slapphappy Silliness.
Monday, June 6th, 2016: Thin-Tin-Missy plans on finally updating her book of reviews.
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Tuesday, May 31st, 2016 8:51pm:KaraMichelleBooks spam liked Thin-Tin-Missy's book of Slaphappy Silliness without saying hi or leaving a comment, which made her immensely sad. Police are currently investigating their whereabouts.
Wendnesday, June 1st, 2016 11:25am: A mob broke out in District 11 early in the day as people gathered in their local town center to watch their young Volunteer of 12 years of age, Rue, being mercilessly slaughtered. Enforcers are being brought in to handle the situation as the people have overwhelmed the local police force. The Capitol encourages well-meaning, law abiding citizens to stay indoors and listen to the Enforcers.
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'Tis quite a storm in America's thine state of Texas- methinks thee should flee to a different place for a spell. Marry!, thee aught not dally even in France! For it pours kittens and canines, qouth I- in both places. Verily I say to you that thee bless'd souls must make haste to safer havens.
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O B I T U A R I E S
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There has been a mass killing at Hogwarts academy due to the Dark Lord and his Death Eaters trying to take over the school. The list includes but does not stop at:
Fred Weasley,
Remus Lupin,
Nymphadora Tonks,
Severus Snape,
And even Harry Potter himself- but he resurrected somehow. (which we still have no idea how, but Harry's close friends seem to believe that he had some sort second chance since he had a part of Tom Riddle's soul stuck inside him)
There will be a stone inside a special park made for each person that gave their life to defend Mr. Potter and defeat Voldemort and a general memorial service for all of them- however, most of the families chose to make their loved one's funerals private by invites only. More details later as information is given.
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C L A S S I F I E D A D S
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Long sword with a lion crest on it. Lightly used. Nearly no dents or scratches. Authentic midevil blade for 59£ and 99 pence. Please ask for Edward Pevency at 555-325...
Midget man for hire- will dance or sing for free at any party as long as there's free second breakfasts, elevensies, luncheon, afternoon tea, dinner, or supper. Ask for PIPPIN TOOK, not for Meriadoc Brandybuck- and don't let him know!
Glass coffin for sale- barely used. Prefect for your loved one's wake. The glass is untouched without any nicks. Please contact me at Doc_Dwarf-atRandomEmailAccount.com.
Editor's Note: If you have ANYTHING that would like to be mentioned in Upcoming Events, Police Reports, Obituaries, or Classified Ads- please private message me. Also, if you have anything big that you'd like to announce or share, let me know about that too. You just might make the headline! I will also make an interview column with Wattpad authors if it is requested. Keep me in the know by being my reporters and telling me what's on the up n' up. Ta ta for now! ~Felicity
