We bring you top coverage of what's happening on Wattpad and in the writing world every weekend- even down to the weather report. So feel free to grab some coffee, and take a look at what our newest reporter and editor has uncovered for you.
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After many months and years of searching, putting advertisements on the back of milk cartons, and false leads-- our glorious editor of the Wattpad News FINALLY emerged from her hidey-hole on the internet.
The team members frantically scrambled up to their scraggly editor with their notepads in hand, asking a thousand questions per second.
"Has it really been 7 years?" Felicity asked sheepishly. "I swear it wasn't that long ago. I'm mentally still stuck in 2016, if that counts for anything. Long story short: Time flies super quickly. You blink, and you miss it. I remember being 10 years old thinking that 16 and 19 were SUPER far away-- and then the next time I look, I'm already older than 21 years old and can legally drink (here in the US)," she said, walking around the room and petting her photobook fondly. "Try not to wish time away. Enjoy the seasons of life you're in while you can-- if you can. I've been blessed in that I HAVE been able to enjoy my time and my different life seasons."
More updates will follow as Felicity slowly gets settled back into her role has the main editor for The Wattpad News.
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Monday, August 1st, 2022 10:00am: Felicity was on the bus to go to camp with some of her friends, and the bus reportedly started spraying diesel gas all over cars and the road. The bus broke down at a rest stop. A diesel mechanic, the bus driver, and friends brought in backup and new parts, and got them back on the road safely within a few hours. Officer Dunwoody said that that it was miraculous that the bus didn't catch on fire-- one flame or spark, and it would've been over with.
Monday, August 1st, 2022 11:00pm: A scream was heard from the boy's cabin. Officer Dunwoody was sent to investigate the source of the scream-- It turns out that some of the girls snuck out to scare the boys in their cabin.
Monday, August 1st, 2022: Felicity Annora reported a stolen item: her fuzzy fox sanitizer carrier. Police are searching for the perpetrator-- one of the suspects is thought to be one of the boys that farted in her general direction earlier in the day.
Monday, August 1st, 2022: The fart perpetrator was graffitied on during his nap on the bus. Please notify the police immediately is any suspicious activity is seen or the culprit is found.
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Great Brittany accumulated record-breaking rampages of heat within thine month of July, 'tis most unfortunate! Truly, sweltering weather has been accosting the majority of souls as of late. Alas! Even those of Texas of The United States have succumbed to hell's flames-- droughts besiege the sun-scorched land, with nary a drop of moisture to be found for relief.
I prithee to keep such unfortunate places such as these in thoughts and prayers. Perhaps, even, offering charity when the desire strikes thee.
