twisted | joshler

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a/n: okay i realized i forgot to mention what the random asterisk was in the last chapter and i was supposed to explain what the 'rabbit' was so i'll just do this here-

*rabbit = a sex toy that is a dildo but has an added attachment to provide more pleasure for the user- it has a little hand sticking out from it and has these vibrating ends that look like a rabbit's ears.

+ also sorry for a short chapter D': ive been busy these couple of days with going from place to place and havent had really any time to type up anything spicy- so this is just going to be a filler chapter i guess??? shrugs. NEXT CHAPTER WILL BE JUICY TRUST ME ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) [ but this chap does got some nice smut winks ]

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a pale morning glow shone through translucent curtains, the early sun greeting a warm welcome by casting rays of its light through a large window. bright blue hair could be seen peeking out from under satin sheets, the owner still heavily sleeping despite the darkness vanishing so quickly. it was a lovely monday morning, and the weather cast was finally accurate about their prediction of the weather being sunny and warm outside; just the right factors to indicate summer. 

suddenly, a cheery and lighthearted tune had erupted in the room, disrupting the constant snores the individual emitted. the man with the blue hair made a noise from the disturbance of the loud music awaking him from his deep sleep. after he tossed and turned in his comfortable bed for a few moments, he finally gave up and showed his agitation by letting out an exasperated sigh. 

josh turned over on his bed so he was laying on his back, and he quickly balled up his fists to rub the grime off of his eyes. he made a few weird faces while trying to wake up, but the music that was blaring from his phone actually got him a little pumped. grinning, he sat up in his bed and proceeded to stretch out his arms to get rid of the stiffness in his muscles. 

once he was fully awake, he grabbed his phone that was still blaring the melody and danced his way to the bathroom, taking odd steps and lip-syncing to the particular tune. it wasn't his taste per se, but he couldn't deny that it was awfully catchy. [ the song is caked by the ocean by dnce btw sORRY I KNOW IT MUST BE ANNOYING BY NOW ]

josh then went off to strip himself of his boxers, quickly swiping through his phone and playing a certain playlist that got him going to have a good day. he sang and danced in the shower, showing off just how much talent he has ( he even used his loofah with a handle as a microphone- but don't tell anyone that ). once his miraculous concert was finished and his whole being was freshened up, he quickly stepped out of the shower and proceeded to go off and find some decent clothes to put on. 

mondays happened to be the days where he didn't have to come to his... 'work' at all. now that was a blessing to have; he basically had a three-day weekend literally every week. 

he hastily dried himself off before grabbing a pair of black boxers, and then rummaged through his closet to find whatever. shrugging, he pulled off a death cab by cutie band tee and also pulled out a pair of grey washed skinny jeans. to complete his outfit, he grabbed one of his favorite black leather belts [ WINKS ] and then a white snapback with granite accents. 

after getting dressed, josh decided to go make himself some breakfast. just so he wouldn't die of boredom, he grabbed his laptop so he could watch some youtube videos and check his personal and business emails. when his shortstack of banana chocolate chip pancakes were made, the toned man sat down with his plate along with a glass of milk. next to him was his laptop, opened and already loaded up to be used. 

while eating his pankcakes, josh first scrolled through his personal email inbox, ignoring all of the random spam and unusual amounts of camgirls trying to get him to subscribe to their shows. he wondered if one of the sites he went on gave him a virus or something. finding nothing but a few random emails from old friends, he signed out his personal account and then proceeded to sign into his business one.