Red Hood And The Outlaws (DC Teen Series)

Chapter 1

Dying with assholes.

Red Hood's P.O.V

Walking down the streets late at night just looking for someone to kill, the same thing I do every night. Ah.

Bingo

My target was a drunk and probably high man who looks like his in his thirties pining a red head girl to the wall.

" Oh come on Babe, just one kiss. "

The red head looked more disgusted than terrified. She shook her head and gave the man an intense death glare that even scared me a little because of the way her eyes seemed like they contained fire.

" If you dare touch one hair on my head I swear..."

"Ahem, am I interrupting something. " I cut off the girls threat.

They both turned to face me.

" And who do you think you are barging around here with an oversized beanie on their head? " The man asked.

" The name's Red Hood and it's a mask dumbass, leave the girl and maybe I'll consider leaving you with half of your blood still in your body." I replied.

The man opened his mouth to speak but was cut off groaning when the girl kneed his oh-not-so-heavenly area.

" Bitch." The man grunted clutching his oh-not-so-heavenly spot. Basically his penis, he was clutching his penis.

Anyway...

While the girl gathered her beats and phone into her backpack, I was left frowning in disappointment because I could not cause this man his pain. I was starting to hate this red head bitch even though I didn't even know her name. It's like when you're about to eat your pizza then someone else eats it for you.

" What are you still doing here?" The bitch asked.

" Oh, I was gonna you know, kick his ass and now he's on the ground suffering not because of me so yeah." I stated. " Oh well."

I pointed my gun at him than shot him dead.

With a bullet.

On the balls.

(A/N I'm not sure if it's possible for someone to die when they're shot on the balls so just bear with me Okay).

The bitch looked more surprised than terrified again I mean it's like she hasn't developed that feeling yet, maybe puberty payed attention to some places more than others but her eyes widened when I pointed the gun at her chest.
Gotta admit that she was blessed in that area.

" So what now, you save me than you kill me? "

"I have a golden rule not to leave witnesses behind sweetie, and I ask the questions around here." I spat, "first things first though, are those real?"

" What?"

" Your chest." I replied in a dig tone.

She instantly put her arms over her chest while flipping me off.

"Sorry darling but I don't fuck with my victims."

"You are a perverted psycho." She spat.

" I've been called worse." I replied.

I was about to pull the trigger until I felt a body bump and fall on top of me...

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(Don't worry, I didn't end the Chapter).

Roy's P.O.V

I ran for my life, the fastest I have ever ran, in fact so fast that even Usain Bolt wouldn't be able to catch up to me, mostly because he doesn't have a gang of angry drug dealers after him.