May 25th, 2016 - the only time a childish website has ever brought two people together.
Teni: Call me call me call me call me call me call me call me
Luke: I can't right now, I'm working
Luke: Just log on and make one anyway. I'll make one when I get home tonight
Teni: It'll be super lame without you on the phone but okay
Teni: Oh shit what color should I be
Luke: Blue
Teni: That's what I chose already
Teni: The username teniguin isn't taken but I'm claiming it now bitches
Luke: Yo I hope no one stole my old user
Teni: Shit it wants my parents email
Teni: I didn't ask my parents for permission!!!!!
Luke: You are a badass
Teni: Okay now I'm in
Teni: The nostalgia makes me want to cry
Luke: Is it different?
Teni: I can't really tell I'm stuck on a fucking TUTORIAL
Luke: If you think you're having a bad time, my friend Michael just dropped his acoustic guitar and dented it
Teni: tragic
Luke: You're still the least sympathetic person alive, I see
Teni: Not really I'm just getting pissed bc this tutorial is completely unnecessary
Teni: I'm literally the QUEEN of club penguin I know my way around
Luke: Write them a strongly worded email expressing your dissatisfaction
Teni: I definitely will
Teni: Where do you work?
Teni: Sorry for the random ass question but this thing is laggy af and I was curious
Luke: I'm recording music in the studio
Teni: So you're actually a rockstar
Luke: What
Teni: When you messaged me I stalked your Twitter and figured out quite a bit of information. I just never wanted to mention it bc you never talked about it
Luke: My secret's out
Teni: Exposed your ass, hannah Montana
Teni: While we're on this topic, I'd like to add that your fangirls scared the shit out of me
Luke: Could you elaborate on that?
Teni: You tweeted "haven't been this happy in a long time" the other day and someone replied with "cûm in my nose"
Luke: Oh yeah haha they're wild
Teni: THANK THE FUCKING LORD IM ON A REAL SERVER NOW
Teni: Wtf there's a skatepark?
Teni: Everything has been remodeled I feel like my childhood has been shattered
Luke: Hows the lighthouse? That's our spot I hope they didn't do anything to it
Teni: The lighthouse is exactly the same, inside and out
Luke: I'll take that as a sign
Teni: What do you mean?
Luke: You'll understand eventually
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@teni_nicole tweeted: When did club penguin go to shit?
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the lighthouse is literally the only thing that's basically the same. ALSO THANK YOU TO EVERYONE WHO SENT ME FRIEND REQUESTS AHAHAHA
disclaimer: I might not update til next Saturday bc it's finals week (I hate everyone who is already on summer break) and a friend of mine just passed so I'm kinda just trying to keep my head above water you feel
but vote and comment! I wanna know what you think
have a blissful day/night
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Club Penguin || l.h.
Fanfiction"Hey, it's lukeisapenguin from club penguin. I don't know if you remember me, but we got married at the lighthouse about ten years ago."
