Club Penguin || l.h.

0.8

June 9th, 2016 - Mischief and a sprinkle of jealousy.

Teni: I've done a bad thing

Luke: ok tell me

Luke: wait I'm not ready

Luke: sike just tell me

Teni: I already have two boyfriends on club penguin

Teni: one of them has a membership and a pink puffle

Luke: why do you need two boyfriends when you have a husband

Luke: (me)

Teni: it's fun messing with these kids

Luke: I'm sorry, am I not enough for you?

Teni: I never said that

Luke: you are CHEATING on me Teni

Luke: I can't believe this. you're throwing away a marriage of ten years for some pathetic boyfriends you just met

Teni: no Luke please don't be like this I love you for real they don't even mean anything

Luke: no. we're through.

Teni: ok seriously though I've been dicking around and I keep adding random kids as my friends and now I have boyfriends

Teni: transformerlover789 took me back to his place after a date at the pizza parlor and sent me the heart emoticon so things are pretty serious

Luke: I could take you better places

Luke: I could send better emoticons

Luke: I bet he doesn't even know the cheat to make a farting noise

Teni: WHAT HOW DO YOU MAKE THE FARTING NOISE

Luke: I think you press E and T at the same time

Teni: this website is so glorious

Luke: I'm divorcing you Teni

Teni: is Luke jealous of a few eight year old boys?

Luke: those eight year old boys are sending heart emoticons to my penguin wife, so yes

Teni: are you actually the jealous type?

Luke: sometimes, idk. I'm jealous within reason. are you?

Teni: oh extremely. what's mine is mine. period.

Teni: I was an only child so I'm pretty possessive (and a little bit petty)

Luke: Petty Teni

Teni: I am the pettiest person you'll ever meet no lie

Teni: not even petty I'm just passive aggressive bc most people can't understand my digs at them

Luke: I don't ever make digs at anyone I'm too wimpy

Luke: Ashton and Michael and calum can be shady or straight forward or whatever but I usually just stay out of drama

Teni: that's a good life. no drama no problems

Luke: well I still have problems, I just don't speak my mind

Teni: you can always tell me about your problems silly

Luke: ok... well my wife is currently cheating on me with two other guys

Teni: I hate you

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@teni_nicole tweeted: be careful when you meet someone online!!! if they're anything like me, they're probably a sneaky hoe

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finding dory was so cute and this chapter is basically a giant joke but it's not a filler!!! it's important ;)

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