Aries: One two three I declare a war on *flips coin* ENGLAND
Taurus: And uh, to celebrate um, the third day this week without rain, WE SHALL FEAST
Gemini: Tell the king of Spain to __*cussing taken out*__ with me becasue I don't care about his trading policy
Cancer: Have a town meeting. I want to hold every newborn baby.
Leo: Let's dedicate an entire month to my birthday and get turnt every night. Feast for everyone even peasants!!!
Virgo: Shhhhh leave me alone I am planning my next World War. Nope I won't leave you alone :P
Libra: I'd like to meet all the other monarchs and I need a new dress and let's have a ball tonight!!!!!
Scorpio: Everyone in the kingdom wants to kill em or ___ me #tru
Sagittarius: National Get Poop Faced Day, am I right?
Capricorn: PUBLIC EXECUTION ____________
Aquarius: Name all the planets in the solar system after me right now
Pisces: I don't want to go to war can everyone please be happy look at how many kitties there at my palace!!!
If I can change the cuss word to a synonym I will sometimes I can't that's why there is a line, so use your imagination. Example of a changed one: Poop
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Zodiac Signs 2
RandomThe second book of a collection of zodiac sign things I've found online or created. Note:I have changed some things to be appropriate Highest Rank: #248 on June 16th, 2018 #186 in astrology on 5/10/19
