Aries: sheer dumb luck
Taurus: the Winchester brothers
Gemini: the satisfaction of lighting a match
Cancer: crunching bubble wrap
Leo: if they were deaf they couldn't day "I told you so"
Virgo: somebody has to pick the kids up from school
Libra: an abundance of kale
Scorpio: butts
Sagittarius: gifs of cats attacking roombas
Capricorn: fear of the unknown
Aquarius: needing to know the results of the 2016 presidential election
Pisces: the knowledge that hell is waiting
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Zodiac Signs 2
RandomThe second book of a collection of zodiac sign things I've found online or created. Note:I have changed some things to be appropriate Highest Rank: #248 on June 16th, 2018 #186 in astrology on 5/10/19
