A five year old boy and his grandfather are sitting on the front porch together, when grandpa pulls a beer out of a cooler. the little boy asked,
"Grandpa, can I have a beer?" Grandpa replied, "Can your dick touch your a**?"
The little boy answered no.
Grandpa said "Then you're not man enough to have a beer."
A little later Grandpa lights up a cigar. The little boy asked, "Grandpa,
can I have a cigar?" Once again, Grandpa asked, "Can your dick touch your a**?" The little boy answered no, again. Grandpa said, "Then your not man enough to have a cigar." A little later, the little boy came out of the house With a cookie.
Grandpa asked, "Can I have a cookie?"
The boy asked "Can your dick touch your a**?"
Grandpa replied, "Hell yeah my dick can touch my a**!" The boy replied,
"Then go f*** yourself, Grandma made these cookies for me."
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JOKES, JOKES AND MORE JOKES
HumorThis book is just a book that is just filled with funny jokes!!!! So I hope you guys like them!!!! Get ready to LOL!!!! PS: there are all types for jokes in here.
