A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver and starts yelling, "If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow I'd be a little bull".
The driver starts getting mad at the noisy kid, who continues with, "If my dad was an elephant and my mom a girl elephant I would be a little elephant."
The kid goes on with several animals until the bus driver gets angry and yells at the kid, "What if your dad was a drunk and your mom was a prostitute?"
The kid smiles and says, "I would be a bus driver."
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JOKES, JOKES AND MORE JOKES
HumorThis book is just a book that is just filled with funny jokes!!!! So I hope you guys like them!!!! Get ready to LOL!!!! PS: there are all types for jokes in here.
