The one left behind (A Kakashi fanfiction)

Alcohol and cigeretts.

Kakashis pov:

After 9 long hours of training Naruto finally got the hang of the jutsu Kage was trying to teach him.
Watching her train him was hilarious. She screamed at him a couple of times, she hit him a couple of times and Kage also left to go drink some sake and smoke for an hour before coming back to finished training. She was something.
"YOU LYING BITCH! YOU DIDNT GET IT! YOU FAKED IT!... HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU FAKE IT?!"
I heard from across the field.
"I didn't fake it! I did it... But now I can't do it anymore." Naruto replied.
"I need a drink... And another smoke."
"Kage, no more smoking. You know what we talked about. One smoke a month and then once a year and the..."
"And then never again ya, ya."
She rolled her eyes at me.
"You listen her missy. You asked both me and Naruto to help you quit! And this is how we decided to do it. You already had your smoke this month, so no more!"
"Fine, whatever. I'm going to get a drink still, care to join Kakashi?"
"Hey what about me?!"
"Sorry Naruto your to young to drink. Catch ya later! Come on Kakashi!"
"Coming... I geuss."
I followed after her, reading my book as we walked.

"Kakashi you know something?"
She was drunk. Drunk with in the first hour of drinking.
"What Kage?"
"Your fucking dumb! HaHA!"
"Kage, your drunk let's get you home."
"Noooooooooo!"
"Yep, come on, let's go."
I said placing my left hand on her back lightly pushing her out of the bar. She squirmed a bit, but I eventually got her home.

The thing is, when Kage is drunk you can't leave her alone. She does dumb things if you do. I remember when she was 18, she cut open a pineapple and yelled into it 'spongebob? Are you home?'
Funny? Alittle. Dumb? A lot.
Another time she ran to the edge of the forest and yelled 'run forest! Run!'
Plus when she got hung over, puke went everywhere, unless you picked her up and placed her over the toilet and held her hair back.
Yep. Drunk Kage was fun. Hungover Kage was even better.

Kage kept missing the key hole to unlock the door.
"YOU STUPID MOTHER FUCKER! GO INSIDE THE FUCKING HOLE!"
"Kage. Give me the key."
"No! I got this!"
"You clearly don't. Give me the key."
"Fine!"
She said chucking it at me. I unlocked the door with ease and gestured for her to go on.
"Pfff. Show off."
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Haha short chapter! Yay!... I'm tired.
I'm not even going to say ok bye this time. Nope and you can deal with it! Piss off bitch! Ok?! Bye!