Random Stuff

My amazing art skills

Hello and welcome to the gallery of art by me! I hope to satisfy you with my sheer talent.

I call this piece "banana and apple" done on the exquisite art software of "notes" on the iPhone. It is based off of the song "Apples and Bananas" but I gave it an artistic twist.
Instead of apples and bananas, it's bananas and apples.

If you believe that you are worthy of such artwork, it is sold on my art gallery for 1,000,000,000,000.19288 dollars.

This here showcases my divine calligraphy abilities. I call it "Writing With Thou Teacher Dora". Isn't it just lovely?
The picture below my beautiful handwriting does not belong to me; it was chosen to compliment my calligraphy.
It has done its job in making it look professional on the highest levels, I must say.

This piece dons the name of "People If They Were Houses." My house person is on the bottom, and the house person made by my talented friend AshleyIsAmazon is on top. I would classify this as one of my more abstract and detailed pictures. It obviously is one of the best.

This picture, done on a whiteboard with expo markers is called "Satisfaction." I think this one really captures the true meaning of people's feelings and sums my feelings up into one picture. It's simple, yet unique and is straight to the point.

I hope that you enjoyed going through my elegant drawings; a taste of my talent through my gallery of art. It's okay, fans, to compliment me... Being a famous artist is not easy...

Disappointing disclaimer: in case it wasn't obvious, this is just a joke, and I have no real gallery. But the drawings are still fabulous