Yawwwnnn
Why won't this class just end?
If Mrs. what's her face doesn't stop talking i'm gonna punch my friend
He won't like it he'll have to take the pain
But if i hear one more mention of square roots i'm gonna splatter my freaking brains
Snooze, I'm so tired. Homeworks done, i'm all set
Nothing but maxing and relaxing tonight, no stress, no reasons to fret
Just get me out of here for the love of god! so i can start enjoying my day now
Tick tock, tick tock, stupid clock! won't move any damn faster.... wooowww.
What are you looking at? kid in the third row staring at me!
Giving me the evil eye, "yeah buddy! its plain to see"
Guess i'll just doodle and make a key
Its either that or a stick man or stick shaped tree
I can't draw....
Forget it, too much disappointment to deal with
Teacher: "Mr lawrence do you have something to contribute?" Me: "uhhh i plead the fifth"
Chuckles all around i'm a comedy genius for sure
Looks like the only one not laughing is the one pumping out math problems that the class have to endure
"Well Mr. Lawrence since you're so keen on your constitutional rights you can go to detention in room 302. Mr. Liptons History class after school today"
"What!? no! You can't put me in detention. I promise i will obey"
**Bell rings**
My boring class turned to a nightmare in hell
A one way ticket to a half metal part wooden cell.
Stepping into the room and sitting down at a desk the teacher leaned back in his chair with his feet on his big wooden desk
Reading his book he never looked as he sat there all statuesque
All around kids sitting idle messing about
One kid picking his nose the other looking at the air like some weird teenage burn out
I look up.... Tick tock tick tock
This day will never end
--------------------------------
If you like the poem drop a comment and vote!
YOU ARE READING
HanMan's: Boring Classes
PuisiA short story/poetry series about a kid enduring one of those "Boring Classes" that are slow and dull. But then, they quickly end in insane & hilarious twists!
