A/N: Sorry it took so long! But Here it is!!! Enjoy the epic conclusion to "The Rise Of The Evil Gym Teacher"
9:00am time for gym class
The devil himself is there to run us ragged, and kick our ass
Mr. Dayquad the hairiest, most sinister dickhead of a man i've ever seen
He stands in the gym, blowing his whistle around, trying to look mean
"Lets go ladies! Hustle! Move it! Move It! Move It!"
He's always pushing us to the brink of death and exhaustion, while we just try to make it through it
"Mr. Lawrence, come on down. Hit the deck and give me a set"
I hustle over and drop to the floor and start to push up as high as i can get
"How many?" I ask as i drop down and go back up as my knuckles pop
Mr. Dayquad looks down at me and says, "You're gonna keep going Lawrence, until i say stop"
Struggling to push myself up and down on the ground
Sweat pouring off my head as i feel my heart starting to pound
I can't do it anymore
My arms give out as i twist my body and fall on my back, hitting the floor
Out of breath and feeling like i'm gonna die
Dayquad approached me slowly giving me an evil eye
He walks up and drops down low and whispers in my ear
"Don't be a pussy Lawrence. Only s coward is full of fear"
That was it. That was my last straw
No more of this bullshit, this match i wasn't calling a draw
TIme to take this dick down
Time to get him back and knock him around
1 Day Later
9:00 am class begins
Todays the the day we face off, we'll see who wins
In the corner of my eye i see someone familiar, sitting alone in her own space
Its that girl that won the dodgeball game, the one Dayquad hit in the face
I approach her and say, "Hi! I'm Ozias, But i prefer people call me Lawrence" as i wave
The girl looks up at me and replies, "Hi! I'm Jenny." "Oh you're the one. The one so brave"
"Oh no i'm not brave i just did what i thought was best."
"Well I'm glad you did. Because if it wasn't for a brave boy like you i'd be running around here all day stressed"
Dayquad blows his whistle at the top of his lungs and all the students in the gym look to the center of the room
"Alright boys and girls today is a special day. We are gonna have another Dodgeball match! Everyone is prepared mentally and physically I assume?"
The looks on everyone's faces dropped, as silence and gloom filled the air
Not a single shred of happiness came as we all knew what was to come at the end of this little affair
Dayquad ran to the equipment closet and grabbed the fishnet sack of red rubber balls
He came out to the middle and dropped them on the ground and started making his calls
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HanMan's: Boring Classes
PoesíaA short story/poetry series about a kid enduring one of those "Boring Classes" that are slow and dull. But then, they quickly end in insane & hilarious twists!
