Frootloop Vodka?

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Anna and Tony txting :3
This is my first one! I've been dying to do one of these after reading Avengers chatrooms and txting stuff. There friggn hilarious! So I just said, you know what, just freakn do one! Itll be fun! So, here we go :3

Tony: So Anna?! Ready for an Avengers game night?!

Anna: Yeah sure Tony! Ummm...

Tony: whaa?

Anna: We're not playing spin the bottle again, right?

Tony: um of course! :D I love making Steve and Bruce make out!

Anna: *facepalm* >___<' plz do not EVER do that again to those poor guys!

Tony: but it's kinda hot (@v@)>u

Anna: your drinking already?! Without me?!

Tony: 90% alcohol remember? Gotta drink whenever i can baby!

Anna: wtf ever <~<

Tony: heeeeeyyyyyyy! Don't be mad baby! *hugs*

Anna: stop calling me baby STARK.

Tony: b-but! But your so hot! Every hot chick ends up my baby one night or another! ;D

Anna: *growls* TONY!

Tony: fine fine! Gee! Don't get your sexy short skirt ruffled!

Anna: Tony?! *--*

Tony: lol ok I'll stop.

Anna: hmmph....

Tony: save you some scotch?

Anna: save me some scotch

Tony \(^v^)/ yay drinking buddies!

Anna: X3 wtf ever! Lol I'll be there by 8

Tony: catchn a ride with spangels?

Anna: wsh youd stop calln him that.... but idk.

Tony: i bet that Harley aint the only thing of his your riding these days ;D

Anna: TONY SHUT THE F*** UP OR ILL PAINT YOUR IRON MAN SUIT A RAINBOW AND MAKE YOU EAT SCWARMA TILL YOU VOMIT AND TIE YOU UP AND SIT ON YOU AND MAKE YOU LISTN TO STEVES MUSIC AND MAKE THOR SING TO YOU WHILE SHOVING PINK CUPCAKES IN YOUR FACE AAANNNNDDDD SELL YOUR COLLECTION OF IRON MAN MATCHBOX CARS!!!!!!

Tony: O_O' y-you wouldnt dare!

Anna: I WOULD!

Tony: sheesh... cant take a damn joke?! ,>~,>

Anna: ....oh Tony... dont cry! Hey, tell you what

Tony: no <~<

Anna: I'll bring some frootloop vodka ;3

Tony: OK! :D and Ill make sure Stevie boy is coming and giving you a ride! Maybe you can talk him into another kindof ride ;D

Anna: OMFG TONY WTH?!

Tony: NO Don't kill me im to pretty!

Anna: TONY!! UGG your so stupid! And don't call him stevie! its weird! You sound gay!

Tony: O.O nope... not pleasing the Stony shippers today. Sorry guys!

Anna: <~<

Tony: just be there kid :) plz? Its so much more fun with you! Without you everyone wants to kill me! With you, your the only one! And i cant think of a better friend id want to be killed by ;3

Anna: *sigh* all right Tony, I gotta go. Ill be there at 8 :*

Tony: *gasp* a kiss too?! Damn your so easy to minipulate!

Anna: TONY YOU BASTARD! T^T

Tony: sorry... still bringing the frootloop vodka?

Anna: yeah i guess so... as long as you got the coke and scotch

Tony: great! See you at 8! Love ya kid!

Anna: I hate you....


Short, but txts usually are... they'll probably get longer as I go along
Feedback is boss!
(Tony) like me! :D
(Me) yeah sure Tony >w<
(Tony) H*** YEAH!
(Me) Tony! Language!
(Steve) Whhhyyy?! Why wont yall stop?!

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